Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Thoughts For 2005

A few weeks have passed...ignorance has come... and gone its' merry way.

This Old Bitch has been reading the blogs, the news sources and listening real close to what is being said from the pulpit. That being said I must admit that there are not a lot of constants in the life of AOB outside of the usual work-home-church thing. Meaning that AOB does not buy into the shit that the religious right is trying to shove up my ass and down my throat. Cough...gag...barf....

The latest thing is the Sunday for Justice being brought to your local church via satelllite by Chuck Colson and friends. The aim is to stop the Congressional fillibuster against 'people of faith' by the morons in Congress and the Senate. Of course it is AOB's opinion that both sides..both liberal and conservative are noting but idiots that feed off of the general publics money and the resultant deification by their named Democratic and Republican minions.

Yes there I said it...nothing more than a group of demi gods feeding off of the worship of the feeble minded masses. The Religious Right has made Bush their god, The Liberal Left made Clinton their God...(I guess that means Hillary is a goddess? Save my ass quick someone please...)

What is soooo funny to watch is each side tearing down the god the other side has made. The repuke repubs jumped all over Clinton & Monica Lewinsky and the Dememted Dems have jumnped all over Bush becasue of the War as well as every natural disaster this side of the titanic. What I want to know is: Did Bush personally by some act of his will cause the hurricanes? Damn sure seems like it.

This bitch was completely disgusted by Ken Starr as a special prosecutor. Hey maybe we can get him to start appearing on 'Cheaters'..ya think? This bitch is completely and utterly disgusted with the way the 'right' is using scare tactics to try to tell my ass what to do. Excuse me assholes...God created a brain in my head too. Falwell, Robertson, Dobson et al have made Bush a god and the demented dems have bought it!!!! No wonder Bush is hated...no one wants a god they did not create. No one wants a god they cannot control or ascribe the traits to the god that they want him to have. Bush does not have what the left wants and Clinton did not have what the right wanted. So we have a new war each and every persidential and congressional election when a new group of jerks makes it to DC to 'govern' the idiot masses that voted them in.

I only know that I am really sick to death of being told by both sides that each and every decision I make must be made oin the context of abortion rights and gay rights. Go fuck yourselves.... I have a company to run where employees are dealt with in the context of their conbtribution to the success of the company...not who they go home to after work or where they go after work. After I run my company ...then I need to make dinner and do laundry and bitch some more.

It's not about Repbulican Repukes and Democratic Dementos...its about POWER. Both parties want your asses one place...at the bottom of the food chain..they just have different ways of keeping us there. Fuck both parties....fuck the political system....libertarian and independent, republican and democrat, fuck the ACLU and AFA.

Where did the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence get to????? Lost in the halls of power.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Corporate Advertising


Ford has pulled its' advertising from gay publications. Ford has done this at the threat of a boycott from the American Family Association.

As I said AOB is con-double-fucking-fused.....

What does corporate advertising have to do with my ass being Christian? Are Christians the only ones that have drivers licenses? Shit the Christians I see driving around with those little fishes and the Jesus loves you shit on their bumpers are the FIRST ONES THAT TRY TO RUN OVER YOUR ASS ON THE ROAD. Can I get an AMEN?

So basically what my eyes see and my ears hear is this: (Now if my ass is wrong and it could be someone needs to tell my ass quick).

Someone had decided that being gay is a new thing, someone that everyone who is not gay needs to be protected from. There are some people that have decided to protect EVERYONE who names the name of Christ from this horrible NEW EVIL.

Well this bitch knows that being gay is not new. This bitches cousin "Mabel Morgan" passed away several years ago from AIDS. This bitches best friends step son passed away from AIDS years ago. A bitch has many gay friends and loves each and every one of them.....especially the one with the tiger tattoos on her chest. Another fabulous bitch and a good friend for 17 years.

Now in order for my Christian ass to be protected from the new evil....we have to make sure that 'those' people are unable to participate in society. The first step in this is not to offer the evil ones the same services and products that the rest of us as Christians are entitled to.

Who do these caretakers of society think they are? How is it that people of faith exclude others from participating in secular society? What the fuck? Well what happens next? Denial of housing? Jobs? The right to shop at a mall that has a christian bookstore? Oh shit a bitch can see it now...no one can participate in society unless you are a card carrying baptized member of a christian church.

So what the fuck happened to the US Constitution or even the Declaration of Independence that says ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL AND ARE ENTITLED TO LIFE LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. (Except if your asses are gay..... postscript by Dobson, Falwell & Wildmon)

How is it that my ass is entitled to more than anyone else just because I am NOT GAY and Christian?

I am not and never will be ashamed of my faith. My ass is however ashamed of the so called brethern taking the personal issue of sexual orientation into the corporate boardroom and even more upset that Corporate America is letting itself be held hostage to this shit.


Tuesday, December 06, 2005


Well it's received. Configured and now officially in use to rant and rave as only a bitch can.

The Sony TX610, 2.76 lbs, Windows XP Pro, 60 gig hd...you get the idea. I am a happy bitch. I am a mobile bitch now with my Nikon Coolpix, iPod and Sony my ass is ready to hit the road as well as sit on the couch every night and blog and create away!

Dear Sony.....it really is SONY-LICIOUS. Damn I love this laptop.....



Hello World a bitch is pissed today.

First a bitch is pissed and extremely upset that the ethical medical hypocrtites in France and other places are coming down on the team of doctors that performed the 'first ever face transplant' in France over this past weekend. A bitch was stunned and over-fucking-joyed at this milestone in plastic restorative surgery. NOW a few assholes that have nothing better to do have come out with all this bullshit about suicide..attempted suicide..and stupid-cide. Who the fuck cares if the donor committed suicide? The realtives signed the papers and made the donation. What the fuck? Does this shit mean that if my ass wants to donate my dead ass and my husband signs the papers that the organ or face donation can be made only if someone else like a medical ethicist decides its ok?

Medical ethics shit needs to be decided BEFORE.....NOT AFTER THE FACT you dumb bastards.

AND....A bitch sends love and hugs and many kisses to the French doctors that performed this surgery.

Friday, November 25, 2005

Stuff and Happening in the Late Year Life of an Old Bitch....

Well home gamers an old bitch is back. Its been a couple of weeks, AOB has been a busy bitch. People have fucked with a bitch and a bitch had to get....welll......a bitch had to get ghetto. Now this bitch is not black but this bitch IS of JEWISH HERITAGE...OK??? .....and GHETTO is a Yiddish word...it means "enclave"...think of the Warsaw Ghettos in Poland in WWII.

The first company that fucked with the Bitch was Cingular Wireless. Of yes, they fucked with me when they had the NERVE to send me bills AFTER I had paid my final bill (yes this AOB switched carriers to Verizon...now I have real network here Bwahahahaha). ANYWAY, he bitch called them and explained and was almost being nice and even sent in all my shit to them. However they kep sending me bills that when a bitch got ghetto. Now for all of those who do not know...this bitch KNOWS that GOOGLE is the bomb. If its not on Google...the shit DOES NOT FUCKING EXIST...OK??? Well a bitch found Cingular Wireless HOME DAMN OFFICE in Hot-Lanta Joe-gia and had the nerve, yes I did, to call and get connected to legal whereupon I procured the fax number and proceeded to innundate their asses with many pages of fax proof of my payment. But then Jan in legal got irritated with me......sooo... time to really get their asses ...... back to Google and guess what????? EMAIL ADDRESSES for the President of Cingular Wireless. Needless to say....My ass received a call from the office of the Prez and they assigned a sweet precious darlin in Austin Texas to help a bitch out and he did....drinks on the bitch when she is in Austin!!! Cookies to the boys at Google!!!!

FUCKIN A!!!!!! A bitch LOVES the internet. Instant gratification.

Second TXU had the nerve to put a bitch on get this CASH ONLY. Seems when a bitch paid her bill on line her bank ID theft stuff kicked in and refused it...ok so a bitch writes a check. So TXU says we want a cashiers check...now the bitch goes to the bank, sees her friends and gets a cashiers check and stops payment on the one she wrote. Only stupid TXU double credits the account. Now...the bitch knows that shit is not right, so a bitch does tha math and bill pays TXU their money. Oh and then the next bill shows cash only and a bitch hits the fucking roof!!!!! So a bitch bill pays them their damn money while on the phone with their asses. That was Halloween....now Wednesday the day before the turkeys are stuffed...I get a call from someone wanting to verify my address. WHY? A bitch asks snarkily????? To send you a bill for 210.36. What the fuck for... I paid that...... All hell broke loose and I told young un to get my ass a supervisor. I proceeded to wear her ass out and she finally LOOKED to see what the fuck was going on AFTER I explained the shit to her (to TXU) for the bazillionith damn time. Finally TXU figured out that my shit is currrent and a bitch DOES pay her bills.

THIRD....and maybe I did ok on this one.....I was nice to the guy at Sony.com who got my credit card stuff straight.... yes it was with Chase and if you apply for the card online...and shop immediately it will be declined because its not activated. But Sony customer service was sooooo great and Matt gets a special kiss from the AOB, who is nice and happy that her Vaio TX610 is on its way...2.76 pounds of ummm ummmmm ummmm sony-licious technology as only they can do it!!!!

This bitch loves what the Japanese have done with making shit teeny-licious!!!!

A bitch may be in some far away places soon so she needs to be agile, mobile and alwasy HOS-TILE.....

Friday, October 28, 2005

One Down Three (?) To Go.....?

Lewis 'Scooter' Libby is in a heap of shit as we say here in Texas. The Special Prosecutor has handed his ass a 5 count 22 page indictment. Scooter was photographed leaving the courthouse on crutches. OOPS did someone step on his toes?

A bitch is making marks on the wall....and finishing her menu for the picnic basket.

Now a bitch understands why her main man Colin Powell was so eager to get the hell out of DC.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Thursday Drama

Harriet, a bitch thanks you. Time for your bubble bath, a whiskey and a vacation. Your ass has earned it.

Still no indictment for Scooter and Karl.

If Dick Cheny resigns Condi being VP is welll just a bitches dream as the Speaker of the House is next in line. Dennis Hastert...Damn and double shit damn Thats the last thing we need. You may recall in an earlier post how AOB alerted your eyes and minds to the fact that Hastert will toe the party line as far as all of the economic budget do wrong-fu that the current administration is putting out. A bitch says g-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

A Bitch Has Some Questions

To the fucked up two party system: A Bitch would like to Know:

1. Why are my tax dollars being spent to support the EPA when White House policy is allowing the numbers to be changed to allow big corporations to pollute more? http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/30/AR2005083001949.html

2. Why is the republican party hailed by the evengelical community as the 'moral party' just because of their stand on abortion as murder? Does having a 'moral stand' on one issue qualify you to commit all other forms of economic mayhem and corporate and environmental wrongdoing? Does one moral stand justify taking a country to war on false pretenses, poisoning our environment, neglecting children with special needs, and spending money just because you can print it?

3. Why does the social services system PROMOTE unemployment as grounds for receiving services? It seems to this bitch that if a family is working HARD to make ends meet and needs an extra lift fromUncle Sam then Uncle Sam needs to get off his dead ass and help out instead of advising people to quit their jobs.

4. Why do the politicians give my tax dollars to 'arts groups and public radio'? If this shit is that damn important, let the really wealthy folks...Hello Donald Trump, Bill Gates and all you other Balanciega bag toting fools out there... fund the shit. If it doesn't get funded then who cares? What good is art and NPR if people are uneducated and hungry?

5. A bitch would really like to ask the jackassess that are running this country BOTH republican and democrat why all this personal drama shit when you are supposed to be looking out for MY ASS? The government of this country has denigrated into one big political pissing contest with the American people caught in the middle. No one wants to work together to solve problems because Billy Bob and friends might get a little bit more recognition or inside shit or money for themselves and Nancy Jo's stupid skinny ass did not get a thing. Who gives a fuck? Shit.... start governing thats what your ass was elected to do.

ALL of you. Listen to a Bitch. A bitch is paying attention. A bitch is going to be very careful with her vote in 2006 and 2008. A bitch will not be putting all of her eggs in one basket. I would suggest that the rest of the American people take a lesson here.....learn and vote carefully.

Do not vote how the preacher tells your ass to vote. He needs to shut up about politics and preach the gospel. The republican preacher has pro life on the brain, the democrat preacher has hand outs on the brain.

Bitches.....be careful with your vote...you may be giving away the farm. Oh and NO MORE familial political dynasty shit. This means YOU JEB BUSH!!!!!

Monday, October 24, 2005

Drama in DC

It's gettin better by the minute.....

Will Karl Rove be indicted? by a Republican prosecutor?

Will Scooter Libby be indicted? by a Republican prosecutor?

Was Valerie REALLY OUTED since her neighbors knew she was CIA?

Did Dick Cheney tell Scooter to out Valerie because he was PO'd at her husband for disagreeing with White House policy on Iraq?

Will Rove, Liby AND Cheney resign?

Will CONDOLEEZA RICE be the new VP? Will Condi whup Hillary in 2008??

Oh a bitch is having fun just watching all the possibilities......


THEN....as if there was not enough FUN wtih 'D' ....all of the above we have Harriet. Poor Harriet. I hope she has the good sense to just walk away from all this shit. Harriet is not a Constitutional Lawyer. Harriet is a corporate lawyer. Yes...yes all of us bitches out here realize that you broke the glass ceiling in Texas. Good for you, but that does not make you qualified for the US Supreme Court. You need to walk away from the drama, run a hot bubble bath, soak your ass and drink a whiskey..then take a long vacation. AOB knows you have plenty of cash amercian to do this with. Hurry and get started so we can get on to the next DC Drama.

For the record...this AOB does not like John Roberts Federalist ass.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

More Shit A Bitch Hates

The thing this bitch absolutely hates the most is:

Men that beat women. Men that emotionally abuse women. Men that rape women. Men in general that are fucktard wads of shit that do this shit. Moreover...this bitch really hates CHURCH pastors that condone and assist men to propagate this shit towards women.

This bitch has seen it all when it comes to churches condoning the shit. However a bitch has really noticed especially with the proliferation of internet forum shit that there are a lot of so called christain men that condone this shit by saying that a woman MUST submit to her husband 100% all the time yuck yuck...bleh.....

Now this bitch kindly informed these fucktards that 100% submission was not possible as there were some men that were abusive fucktards. (This bitch was actually nice and did not call them fucktards but merely pointed out their shortcomings...ie: whores, gambling away the rent money etc.)

These men and one woman condoned the abusive behavior. This bitch is sooooo upset she is seriously considering outing the whole website as well as the individuals.

So heres the story home gamers....gather round cause its a good 'un....

When a bitch was in the 2nd grade the moms married the step monster. A bitch watched for YEARS as this motherfucker whupped up on and cheated on her moms. Of course this bitch learned how to be abused and her first marriage was hotbed of some serious abusive shit. But one day a bitch looked around...took a real good look at moms and said to herself: "damn a bitch does not want to end up like this" and a bitch split. Moms to this day is still pissed at me 28 years later. Go fucking figure.

To all you women out there that are being abused:

TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. When they do not believe you tell someone else and get the fuck out. GET THE FUCK OUT DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!

Do not bother to tell the pastor .....he will not believe your ass. Go to a local womens shelter and get some help.Do not let your ass get whipped up on one more time. Take your kids if you have them and GO!

A man wants a good wife? Well then he better start doing the shit that makes a woman want to respect his ass.

Here is the bitches ideal of marriage...actually one that she lives.

1. Love is love and business is business.
The corporation belonged to MY ass BEFORE I met YOUR ass.

2. I am not your damn slave. You are not my damn slave.

3. We are married...that means no other third parties in our relationship.

4. Respect my ass and I will respect yours.

5. As long as bills are paid and my obligations are met I will shop if there is something I want. I will buy your clothes and dress your ass because you are a man and are incapble of doing it for yourself. Do not even THINK about getting fitted for a suit by yourself.

6. We will discuss everything as equal partners. Neither is higher or lower. Both of our opinions are valuable. Winning is not the goal...the right decision is the goal.

7. We will go to the wall for one another to help each other reach our dreams and goals in life.

8. If someone fucks up there will be consequences.

9. Share your heart about money. Be accountable and on the same page as to where you are going financially.

10. Live for each other.

There have to be rules, boundaries and most of all there must be respect. Think about it...if a child watches their father beat and disrespect their mother is that child going to pay any atttention at all to whatever discipline the mother tries to give. Fuck hell NO! If mom's worth shit to pops why should a young 'un listen to her? She just abdicated all authority by letting herself be abused.

I love my moms. Do I respect her...listen to her advice..? Please. She gave that shit up a long time ago. I have to keep it light no personal shit discussed at all.

No woman should be beaten. Ever. If you know of anyone who faces this kind of life...step in...find the name of a local shelter and see if they have room. Then show up with boxes and friends and save someones life.

Help a woman become a Babe In Total Control of Herself....


Observations From A Bitch About Political Shit

A bitch woke up early this AM and her mind was moving fast so here goes. A bitch is having an attack of the early AM bitchifies...

First a bitch would like to observe the similarities between two notorious Texas political families...The LBJ's and the GWHB's. Now I know one is democrat the other republican. However...this is TEXAS; and as Ann Richards (no I did not vote for her but I have always admired and respected the crusty old gal). said: "In Texas, politics is a contact sport."

No shit. Just ask Tom DeLay. (What goes around comes around you gerrymandering sneaky jack ass, of course the shit is not over since it took Ronnie Earle THREE grand juries to indict his ass in direct violation of the Texas Constitution...)

The Johnsons AND the Bushes used their political clout to get their collective family will accomplished. Notice I did not use the word party. Party has nothing to do with it. Its all about family and the ties they have outside the party that keep shit running. You want something done? Do not go to the party go to one of the families then you get your action.

Second Bush has let all Americans down with his weak assed views on border security and illegal immigration as well as....

Bush and all of the rest of those dumb asses in DC have let all Americans down with their inability to get a budget for the American people that EXCLUDES PORK and focuses on important social programs like services for those Amercans that are disabled (such as ABB's brother and my grandson both of whom are autistic).

Bush and Congress need to apologize to the Ameican people and especially the people in N'awlins for giving the local crooks 60 million fucking damn dollars to work on an evacuation plan and the levees in March of 2005. Why would anyone be so damn stupid as to give LA crooks money? The 'system' in LA is fucking corrupt assholes and you give them 60 million damn fuck dollars??????? Obviously they fucked the money up since no one got evacuated and the damn levees broke. Nagin and Blanco should be stripped and publicly flogged.

A bitch needs to pack another picnic basket.....

Saturday, October 22, 2005

A Bitch has Had Some Drama

For all of you out there that have wondered where has the bitch been...well a bitch has been fighting for her damn life and her sanity as well.

A bitch got bit by a brown recluse spider.

Lets see, white spot, white ring, red ring, BLACK & BLUE RING. As in BIG black and blue ring.

Damn. A bitch had no doctor to go to since she was in a catfight (or is that bitchfight) with that stupid (**&&^%$$%$&^T) doctor she used to have in January about HOW a bitch was taking care of herself and did not need the shit that she was trying to stuff down my throat.

Workmate to the rescue and the doctors office was close to a bitches house too. Hows THAT for Providence home gamers?

Now remember the only reason I WENT to the doctor was because Google googled a bitch some mondacious spider bite info that basically said: Your ass is in deep shit. Especially since 24 hours had passed.

BUT.....since AOB has a HUGE absorbing immune system the venom was absorbed!!!! Dr. give keflex, AOB Absorbs too much of it, overdoeses and becomes a SICK ANGRY OLD BITCH. G-a-a-a-a-a-a-h-h-h-h-h-h!

A bitches husband bought her Ben & Jerrys' Cherry Garcia and took good care of her. A bitch is better but a bitch now has nerve damage in left leg and her sleep is very erratic.

A bitch is taking her Complete and her Vito Mannan (www.liquidity.myvoffice.com/gfarmer) and is hoping for a full recovery...slowly but surely.

Friday, October 14, 2005

George Bush... I QUIT YOU!!!

AOB is upset and angry at a report that the BUSH ADMIN has proposed some new rules for the EPA that would ALLOW the biggest polluters to pollute the air even more by allowing larger amounts released into the air.

AOB is really pissed that Karl Rove and Scooter Libby are even participating in the government of this country. AOB sincerely hopes that Fitz 'hangs 'em high'. Let me get my damn picnic basket out and start planning my menu.....

Friday, September 30, 2005

Republican Party Pigs

Oh a bitch is soooooo angry today. She found out that Congressman Mike Pence had the NERVE to suggest that the Federal Government curtail spending by eliminating PORK from the federal budget. Damn.....

A bitch also found out that Dennis Hastert, erstwhile Speaker of the House, Tom (My ass is going to be Bubbas baby) DeLay (no pun intended even if it is his name), Bill Thomas, Ways & Means Committee and Dan Young, Transportation Chairman took out Mr. Pence to the proverbial woodshed and tanned his hide plumb smooth red!!!

Let me see, a bitch voted Republican because she was promised a more responsible federal government. Now a bitch...along with countless other millions of other bitches and who else is being asked to foot the bill.

Let me see...how does FUCK YOU sound? How does see what my ass does in 2006 sound?

This bitch gets up each and every damn day, sick or not, rain or sine and gets her ass to work to earn her living. A bitch also is self employed, owning several businesses. A bitch also pays TAXES on what a bitch EARNS. Remember that assholes when the Republican party calls my ass and asks for a donation and a bitch tells you to fuck off.

I am thinking that pork money for stupid projects could be better put to use for some pork projects like some services for my autistic grandson who is still at home. He was due this year but has been postponed till 2008.

A bitch would like to know what the bank would say to her if she notified them that AOB is going to run her finances like the FUCKING FEDERAL GOVERNMENT and ask the bank to just ignore the shit. I wonder how long it would take to get my ass thrown in jail for fucking fraud?????

Well this federal government needs to take a long look at itself. This is the most fucking fraudulent shit I have ever seen!

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Weighing In On Martha

AOB has noticed that Martha Stewart has received 'less than admirable reviews' for her new show including the Nielson 6.8 out of 10 share. Considerably less than 'Donald' in his first and subsequent seasons.

Marthas' show in this AOB's opinion, has a wonderful below the surface tension about it. On the surface very light & airy howver deep down competitive and just plain..should AOB just say it? "BITCHY". NBC has found some bitchy men as well.This should in AOB's opinion make for some awesome bitch tv as the competiton really heats up and the bitch estrogen and bitch testosterone starts flying. It is AOB's opinion even PRIOR to seeing the Donald this evening that the bitch factor on Martha Stewart will highly outpace the original and will this season provide much bitchifies and bitchitude (HT ABB) viewing.

Omarosa just got her ass kicked.

AOB loves the "You just do not fit in; goodbye" line. What bitch. What damn bitch NERVE. I mean telling someone "You just do not fit; goodbye" is coldest to the bone AOB has heard in many moons. That phrase is completely indescribable. AOB would be highly upset and bitchifies if somone said that to her ass on national TV. The phrase just makes the bitch hormones flood with joy....a phrase AOB will cherish and treasure forever.

AOB also like the fact the 'misfit' gets a personal note but does not get the chance to run off at the mouth in the exiting taxi. Its like "just go with your you-do-not-fit-self and I will have the last word.

AOB was not much of a Martha fan PRIOR to all of little troubles and escapades but AOB has a great respect for someone who weathers the storm and comes roaring back. (AOB does not care if Martha had an $11,000 Birkin bag on her ass when she went to court...AOB would have had it on her ass too).

AOB will at some point in the future devote some extraordinary space to Marthas' trial and the bullshit that went on.

In the meantime.... :"You just do not fit; goodbye". It's a good thing.

Be sure, home gamers to listen real close for the business tip each week.
This weeks tip:

Always connect with the customer.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Now This FOLKS is Some Real Fucked Up Shit

Hat Tip to Foxnews:

A grand jury in Philadelphia, PA has found that for over 40 years, the Catholic Church Philadelphia Archdiocese concealed the horrific sexual abuse (emphasis belonging to a really Angry Old Bitch) that the priests dealing out to the young children of the various parishes. The archdiocese regularly reassigned these pedophiles and knowingly and intentionally aided and abetted their criminal behavior.

HOWEVER...and this is where a bitch gets bitchifies..

There can be NO criminal prosecution against the organization because it is an unincorporated association rather than a corporation.

What the double triple shit fuck piss shit is this????
A child is molested and the molesters and their protectors get away scott fucking free?

A bitch is so pissed she cannot see straight. Who the fuck is the catholic church that it is above any law? A bitch is so pissed she cannot think straight.

Angry Old Bitch is glad for one thing.....that this has never happened to one of her children or grandchildren. This bitch would be in jail for a long fucking damn time.

Oh and yes...that little sister bitch Rita? She's now a category 5 bitch. Watch out ya'll. Here comes lil sis.....sure enough going to show her fiery red ass.

One Small Bitch Noticed..

AOB has been noticed by the great "ABB"... AngryBlackBitch. AOB is truly humbled and would like to in return present the ABB with a small token of her affection. Her chili recipie.

Angry Old Bitches Pirate Red Chili
or as the Pastor said, "Damn that's HOT."

1/2 bag of little red beans NOT kidney beans, the night before you start your chili soak these beans at least 15 hours and have them ready to go when you start the chili
2 pounds of nice meat, beef or venison. Ground or chunked your choice.
2 jars of chili pepper (one jar per pound of meat) 2.5oz each
8 lovely fresh cloves of garlic, use a press now!
1/2 very large onion chopped or 1 med size onion chopped
Chipotle pepper (Spice Islands is yummcious) heh heh heh
sea salt
some flour
some water spring not tap
tad smidge of olive oil
Large pan big enough to cook all of the meat
Crock pot

OK.first peel & press garlic cloves into large pan. Chop onion add to garlic. Add tad smidge of olive oil and saute this lovely mixture until it is golden.

Then add meat, cooking until done. Now for the chili powder. A good rule is 2-2.5 oz per pound of meat. Add and stir up your meat.

Now take sea salt and spread a fine layer over the entire top contents of the pan. Keep on cooking and stir it up good. Start adding some flour enough to make it thicken.

Now taste this mixture. It must be smooooooth and not bitter but hot as hell. (the hot should sneak up on your taste buds) if its bitter....add more salt just a tad smidge at a time until you are happy.

Now put this ambrosia into the crock pot and add the nicely soaked and ready to go little red beans.

Add some water to this mixture to dilute a little bit or to your own liking.

NOW...add chipolte pepper, I use about one tablespoon. This will add a smoky flavor to the chili. Use more if you are so inclined.

Cook on low at least several hours, until beans are right. Serve with chopped onion and shredded cheese on top and make some jalapeno cornbread too.

Pirate Red...Damn that's HOT.

And If Your Ass Was Not Wet Enough

Shit....damn and well just plain fuck.

Here we go again home gamers...another wet assed bitch Rita..(little sister to that ho Katrina) is determined to show her big sister that she can put as much or more of a hurt on anything in her path...seeing that the weather here in Texas has been very warm this past week little sis has plenty of fuel to add to her red fiery ass making the shit she has whipped up more to maybe a Cat 5 . Damn shit and fuck damn.

Texas coastal areas started evacuation warnings on Monday and the buses start to roll today even though Miss Thang is not expected to make landfall until the weekend.

What the fuck is this shit???? Planning? By the local government? Seems to AOB that the Mayor of N'Awlins and the Guv'nr of Lu'siana need to be a 'payin some most precious SPECIAL FUCKING ATTENTION to how shit is really done..OK???

Rita is expected to even affect DFW area with winds as high as 70mph. AOB knows its time for a good book, The Good Book, and a vodka martini while lounging in her antique mansion bed with spoiled rotten dog and special other.

This bitch knows when to get the fuck out of the way of another bigger bitch.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Where is Madman

Where the fuck is Madman?????

Madman...contact AOB. Fill her in...went on vacation. Came home and you were gone.......

And on and on minor shit....

#24 AOB hates to clean house...but hates a dirty house even more.

#25 AOB hates doing laundry....but refuses to go out in dirty clothes.


#23 Fucktards That Think They Know......

I call them 'fucktards'. Let AOB explain. A fucktard is usually a man (sometimes..though very rarely, a woman) that gets into your intellectual shit when a bitch stands up and gives her opinion. He could give a FUCK less and he is an intellectual and emotional RE-TARD... so we have FUCKTARD.

There are a lot of fucktards out there in the cyberworld. You may have collided with one in a chat room or in a support group. These emotional morons are all prim and proper except when they see something they do not agree with. These fucktards also troll the blogs and leave nasty comments wherever they go. They are emotionally bankrupt, socially inept and above all...they are bullies.

So FUCKTARDS of the cyber world........


A Bitch Is Up Early

Gather round home gamers....a bitch is up early and has a few things to add to the bitch list:

AOB had a PO Box at a business called Parcel Plus. Now this was very convenient for the bitch as she has four businesses. These are: Aircraft Technical Consulting (Heavy Aircraft..not that small bug smasher shit), Health & Wellness (yes your ass is probably sick and run down and you need the shit too), the AOB's design business and the new business (dare a bitch speak it?).

AOB noticed about six weeks ago that said owner had a lot of stockc marked 1/2 off. AOB asked if the business was closing. 'No' was the answer...note that AOB asked this question every week for a month. Last Saturday AOB picks up her mail and finds a letter advising her to get a new PO BOX ASAP as the business has been sold and "the new owners may not have time to start operations quickly enough to prevent a disruption in your business needs."

To add insult to injury, the (words escape me here people) owners had the nerve to sign 'Warm Regards'.


So that fucking day..I had to find a new box. Make a list of all the mail that comes to that box inlcuding credit card and cell phone bills, order new checks and new business cards.

SO SYLVIA.....You cost me 500.00. Which would have not been avoidable but if you had been up front and honest..my ass would not have been rushing around like a some tasmanian fucking devil trying to get my shit straight so I did not have a disruption in my business needs.

Friday, September 16, 2005

Not AGAIN.....

This is it...the latest on Cindy My-husband-does-not-want-my-dead-ass-so-I-am-going-on-a-bus-trip-and-making-myself-look-like-a-dumb-ass-every-waking-moment-and-even-when-I-sleep Sheehan.

Ready home gamers? AOB found this little nuggett. HT to Matt Drudge over at DrudgeReport.

"Celebrity anti-war protester, fresh off inking a lucrative deal with Speakers' Bureau, has demanded on Michael Mores' website that the United States military must immediately leave 'occupied' New Orleans.

"'I do not care if a human being is black, brown, white, yellow or pink. I do not care if a human being is Christian, Muslim, Jew or Buddhist or pagan. I do not care what flag a person salutes: if a human being is hungry then it is up to another human being to feed him/her. George Bush needs to stop talking, admit the mistakes of his administration , pull our troops out of occupied New Orleans and Iraq, and excuse his self from power. The only way America will become more secure id if we have a new administration that cares about Ameicans even if they do not fall into the top two percent of the wealthiest.'"

What the fuck. Has Miss THANG lost what was left of her mind after her brain fried in the Texas heat??????

Work with me home gamers. Pull out of occupied New Orleans as compared to Iraq?

Let a bitch see......New Orleans got hit by that other other natural bitch Katrina...wind, rain, water up everyones ass....

Now Iraq got hit by shock and awe....

The people in N'Awlins were known for Mardi Gras, wonderful food, hospitality...

The people in Iraq were known because Saddam was killing all of their asses...

So an AOB wonders...Cindy Sheehan you brain fried (hell no I will not give you the title of bitch do you hear me???) doofus what the fuck do you mean occupied New Orleans?

Do you mean the troops that left Iraq only to come home to the USA and go straight to hurricane relief instead of seeing their families?

Do you mean the troops that are helping to evacuate and rescue people?

This AOB hopes to hell that if her ass is in trouble somebody, maybe a Marine or Army or Navy or shit hell even the damn COAST GUARD will be there to help a AOB get to safety.

Also, please be advised cindy miss thang that there will be another presidential election in 2008. I suggest you vote if you last that long.....seems you have a good case of sunstroke going on but hey what does an AOB know?

Oh and by the way miss thang...the top 2% wealthiest people employ more people than the bottom 98% do. Think about it stupid miss cindy thang....Bill Gates is a rich MOFO but the paychecks he gives out to THOUSANDS OF WORKERS keep a good portion of the rest of the shit

Get to grief counseling and shut the fuck up.

This Thing Going Around....

In a hat tip to NuggetMaven and Angry Black Bitch, another bitch would like to add some more shit to the list of shit to hate.

#DAMN 1 AOB hates people that whine about how poor and shitful their life is while they are sitting on their asses doing not a damn thing. These people have no job, claim to be be sick with all sorts of other shit and collect my damn tax dollars every month while crying about all their stupid problems. Get your asses up out of the damn dirt, take a bath and get a job!

#2 YES I HAVE A BIG MO FO SUV. We are a one car family and need a vehicle that performs multiple functions. This includes hauling parts and other shit for aircraft....old people...kids and the dog. When my ass calls your ass and asks for gas money, money to maintain the car and money for insurance then your ass can complain. Until then go ride a damn tricycle, worry about yourself and quit worrying about what I am doing.

#3 Illegals driving cars. These bastards drive SO DAMN SLOW in the FAST LANE because they are scared of being stopped by the po-lice. They better be scared of this AOB and a case of road rage.

#4 People that think they know what I am thinking. And you have these what? amazing ESP powers?

#5 Please do not give me your life story about being gay. I could care less and it means nothing to me. Yes you have the right to a job, a home, some clothes on your ass, a car and all the other shit society has to offer. Get a life..I have mine. I liked you and knew you were gay before you opened your mouth....

#6 People that post nasty shit on other peoples blogs. Their blog is their internet home you fuck tards....get some damn manners. If you do not agree...go on by..

#7 Men that cheat on their wives and have babies with their whores. Now that says it all HUH?

#8 Cheap people that conveniently show up at lunch and then have no money......it happens only one time with the AOB...after that your ass washes dishes.

#9 Mothers that let their 6 year old children dress like the whores in #7.

#10 Other people that tell the AOB that they permit them to 'work out their salvation". EXCUSE ME, did a AOB miss something here?

#11 People that pretend to be a AOB's friend when it is convenient or they need something then as soon as their shit is cool they turn on the bitch like a rabid dog.

#12 AOB really hates those stupid emails that end with "if you love Jesus you will forward this to 100 people in 3 minutes, if you do not forward this then you have just denied your Lord." Let me see.. how about if sending you the latest computer virus or worm shows my love for YOU.

#13 fundy baptists and 'anti' church of christers. Please take some serious time to study some systematic theology..ok?

#14 Those that treat an AOB's children badly...I do not care if they are GROWN.

#15 AOB absolutely HATES people that do not take responsibility for their screw ups and always have an excuse about the other persons actions that caused them to become confused and stupid.

#16 UPS...yes United Parcel Service aka Box Nazis.

#17 People asking me why I wear so much jewelry.

#18 AOL customer service. If they could find someone who speaks real English it would help an AOB get some customer service.

#19 People that ask the same damn question fifty different ways and then get pissed when they get the same answer for each of the fifty questions. You see AOB catches what you are doing and is smarter than you.

#20 Trying to get some telephone service hooked up...hello COMCAST??? and having to deal with 50 village idiots and still no damn service.

#21 Gas Prices....ya think?

#22 The New Perspective on Paul. It seems to an AOB that some johnny come lately is just now discovering this stupid shit. Please take your silly assed opinions to the toilet and flush them...this issue has had enough attention. No one cares what you think.

More later......

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Catching Up...

A bitch was at her high school reunion, #35 for all you blogging home gamers out there and a bitch still looks good!! So good that hottie son aged 30 was a hottie old bitchs' date!

Now lets see...that other MoFo Ho Katrina. She sure tore things up in more ways than one. People dying, people looting, children being raped and assaulted in shelters. And its all Bushs' fault?

Excuse me?

It seems to this bitch that the governor of Louisiana should have declared martial law on Monday like the governor of Mississippi did.Or did this bitch miss something?

Now did Bush call up this Ho Katrina? If he did...he's a good one, well nigh next to God I would say. Bull shit. Bush did no more call up all this shit than I did. People..please realize that the weather hit N'awlins, not Bush 43.

Also, if you remember correctly Monday night...Bourbon Street was DRY. Nothing really got bad until THE LEVEE BROKE. Now was that Scooters' fault too????

People Corps of Engineers projects are thought of in terms of DECADES not months or weeks...so lets go back to JFK & Johnson in the 60's, Nixon & Ford in the 70's, Carter...Reagan...Bush 41, Clinton..how many of those administrations CUT the corps budget? Maybe some historical research is in order home gamers.

Maybe Bush 43 was not as quick to intervene s anyone thought he should have been, too bad the governor of LA sat on her hands and did not a damn thing from her dry spot in Baton Rouge.

People that are pointing the finger need to understand HURRICANE and to also realize that the city of New Orleans also had responsibility to make sure the infrastrcuture was there and that evacuation plans were in place.Does the Federal government have to do EVERYTHING????

When will state and local governments STOP looking to Big Brother for everything while screaming about their states rights? You want states rights? Get off your corrupt asses and start governing like you do. Of course in the case of Louisiana mostly all of the officials are in jail or waiting to get caught.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Did I Hear This Right???

Did an AO Bitch hear this right on Fox & Friends this AM, that Pat Robertson is calling for the ASSASINATION of Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela?

First...who the ()(&*^K does Robertson think he is...GOD? That he can just speak this crazy shit and it gets done? Does Paddy really think that anyone with any sense is going to pay attention to him?

Does Paddy boy really think that Bush 43 is going to just call up whoever the hell does this off the books shit and order it done because PADDY has had another megalomaniac episode?

Paddy has sone serious delusional shit going on.

In December 2003 he said that the State Department should be blown up with a nuclear device and has stated that 'feminism encourages women to kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.'

Now the AO Bitch can clearly see that her three children are alive and well. The Bitch does not practice witchcraft, the Bitch has her own business, and the Bitch is MARRIED TO A MAN.

The Bitch is a feminist insofar as she is for equal treatment of men and women under law and in the workplace.

Paddy has a megalomaniac delusional pea brain that is incapable of any rational thought.What scares me is that his next mouth off will be regarding the church membership status of women or anyone else that does not abide by the filth that he spews. There you have it folks....Paddy right hand man to God.

Hey Stupid. God does not need your help.

An AO Bitch really worries, come on now, really worries that the general population will get the idea that Paddy the delusional-micro-brained-idiot-moron-megalomaniac actually speaks for the Christian community.

The possibility of that shit does not make the AO Bitch happy at all.

Monday, August 22, 2005

And the Verdict Today Is....

..that there is a whole lot of ignorance out there and AO Bitch sees it and asks 'What can one Bitch do?"

An AO Bitch can only tell it like it is and how she sees this funky shit so here goes....

Der Speigel reports that while the USA is 'urging Israel to agree to further concessions, Hamas and Islamic Jihad (you know those crazy bastards that blow themselves and YOU up) are calling for a push to EXPAND, yes Virginia, EXPAND the &(^*%&^ing HOLY WAR. Did not AO Bitch tell you people a few days ago that they would not be satisfied? Did not AO Bitch tell you there would be more problems? Hello...when are you going to listen to a Bitch? AO Bitch knows some shit sometimes......

and .....

The damn Sunnis need to get the proctologist in quick to get their heads out. The constitution is late and the government may be disbanded all because you morons do not have the sense to figure it out...you are not a majority....

Oh and lets just HOPE that the Iraqis do not ask John Roberts for any help on constitutional rights for women.

Thats all an AO Bitch would need to make her go off the deep end.

AO Bitch still cannot believe that the Senate is actually going to waste their time in confirmation hearings on John Roberts. Where's the damn filibuster when a bitch needs it?

Oh and by the way..the Bitch is a most of the time Republican. However the Bitch knows when some shit is not right....and this man is not right.

Friday, August 19, 2005

Excuse Me? Withdraw the Nomination..Please

..pardon the AO Bitch but she is a bit peeved today at some very disturbing news...

Concerning John Roberts nomination for US Supreme Court Justice and the fact that released papers reveal his...

"disparaged efforts to combat discrimination against women and has wondered 'whether encouraging homemakers to become lawyers contributes to the common good' ".

Hmmmmm. Lets ask Ted Koppel (remember him?) how it was for him as he VOLUNTARILY stayed home and took care of the children and was a house husband while wife Grace attended law school.

Maybe we should ask any woman who has sued for workplace discrimination if her lawyer was a working Mom with children who had mayebe faced the same shit at her law firm.

Well first off AO Bitch has always said Roberts reminded her of a Stepford husband. Second, AO Bitch herself has fought discrimination for position and salary in the male dominated aircraft maintenance industry. Third AO Bitch tells Bush "you need to seriously reconsider this man."

Why should Bush reconsider? Well how about the fact that Condoleeza Rice our Secretary of State is a woman? Should she be out trying to catch a man and have babies? This nomination is the most disrespectful thing Bush has done to women everywhere. AO Bitch does usually not like to put herself into a 'policy advising position', but will tell George that "You have seriously screwed the pooch, and that baby is howling."

PS: Roberts' wife is a lawyer. Hows that for having your whole foot and leg in your mouth?

Thursday, August 18, 2005

People Who Do Not Like The Bitch

Believe it...there are people out there that do not like the AO Bitch. Whats a bitch to do?

Should a bitch just lay down and shut up? Should a bitch stop living her life? Should a bitch stop being a $$$$ earning machine? Should a bitch STOP in her quest to have the biggest technology start up since Microsoft?? Should a bitch give up?

And then........

...the AO Bitch reads that Dennis Rader (puke...blecch..barf..) has received life in prison.

Life?????? Only because Kansas did not have a death penalty law on the books at the time.

The AO Bitch believes from the bottom of her AO Bitch heart that the Kansas Legislature needs to get off their asses and make a Dennis Rader Law, making the death peanalty RETRO - F---ING ACTIVE in Kansas. Yeah like THAT shit will ever happen.

AO Bitch certainly hopes that some of that jailhouse justice finds its way to Dennis Raders' cell. Let the games begin!!!! Up close and personal.

General Bitch Stuff

Well this AOB is seeing many things to bitch about today......

First we see my Jewish brothers and sisters being tossed out of the Gaza strip that Sharon encouraged them to settle 35 years ago. We also see how they are acting up and out because of this...a bitch hates this since we all know that the palestinians (not capped for personal resons mind you) are going to do nothing but keep the intifada going. Give them an inch...hell they want the whole country. Now this is my personal opinion....I realize Sharon is gong to do his thing so all a bitch can do is pray....and I am not going to be like.......

.....Cindy (My Man is Divorcing My Dead Ass Because I am so F&**ing Stupid) Sheehan has got to be the dumbest thing in a t-shirt this side if the planet Pluto. She has her ugly, yes ugly, you heard it here, face camped out in Crawford Texas and is happy that 'the universe' has chosen her to be ...oh forevermore...a bitch can't remember all the stupid shit she is saying...so all a bitch can do is pray that someone carries her ass off real quick. (PS This AO Bitch would not even be so stupid as to get that damn close to the SECRET SERVICE.....hello??????). A bitch can also pray that a tornado would carry off all the media and newspeople...to somehwhere other than Kansas. AOB knows that the people on Kansas do not want all of that crap there.

By the way Cindy...I am sure that the IRS now has your number in more ways than one.........

By the way..the MEN in AOB's family have proudly served and died for their country and MY FREEDOM as well as THE FREEDOM of other people around the world.

Also...AO Bitch has good news. Her brother (a proud veteran) who has lung cancer is having a part of his lung removed but the cancer has not spread to the lymph nodes. As we speak......AO Bitch is a happy AOBitch at that.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Gas Prices for the Bitches Expedition

Excuse me....this bitch is starting to see red since the (&&^ing price of gas at Krogers of all places it up 10 cents from this AM.

The liberal media tells the AO Bitch that we went to war in Iraq for the oil...if that's the case, then why is the Bitch paying 2.32 at the pump to fill up her Texas Estrogen Mo-Bile called a Ford Expedition?

I want my damn Iraq oil and Bush better get it to my gas pump NOW.

What is a Bitch????

What is a bitch?

Some men describe a bitch as a woman that will not fall on her face whenever they walk into a room.
So.....a bitch is someone who will stand up for herself.

Other men describe a bitch as someone who talks too much.
So.....a bitch has opinions.

Then some men describe a bitch as a woman who will not let herself be abused and mistreated.
So.....a bitch has respect for herself.

Some men actually describe a bitch as a woman who can think theologically for herself.
So.....a bitch has a mind created by God too and wonder of wonders...she actually figure out mind bogling concepts for herself. She can even choose what church she wants to attend!!!!!

Some men feel intimidated because a bitch has more money than they do.
So....a bitch knows how to earn it!!!


Being a bitch is good.
C..control (of)

I am.....Angry Old Bitch

So...watch out AOB is here!