Monday, April 02, 2007

Prosperity For The Masses

Several posts ago we promised a 'war' on the presidential election.

Consider this the first shot fired.

So Obama wants EVERYONE TO BE PROSPEROUS.

huh???? duh......

That would be nice now would it not??? Except there are a few issues that need to be addressed before we can ALL be prosperous. There are certain QUALITIES that PROSPEROUS PEOPLE POSSESS. There are also certain FORMS OF BEHAVIOR THAT ARE OBSERVED.

So what we have now is the AngryOldBabeInControlofHerself (B.I.T.C.H. if you will) list of the things that will help make one prosperous. PROSPERITY STARTS IN CHILDHOOD......

1. Discipline in the classroom. This means that parents get in touch with the teachers, stay in touch and support the efforts of the teachers. Conversly...teachers...DRESS AND ACT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!!!!! Both teachers and students today dress like hip hop prison rejects. I remember MY gradeschool teachers....suits, coiffed hair, heels YES HEELS...and no one dared to talk back or mess with them. Those ladies meant business and we knew it.

2. PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS..you are there to learn to read and write!!! Do it.

3. Children...ditch the peer pressure thing. My point is: Are these little hoodlums and hootchie mamas going to pay YOUR BILLS or help you when you are older, stupid and sitting in the gutter waiting for a handout? Somehow I doubt it.

4. Boys.....pull your damn pants up. The prison style that you embrace is worn in prison so that Bubbas' bitch is easily accessible from behind. Of course if thats your goal in life far be it from me to offer different advice.....

5. Girls....get dressed. why do you have to look and act like whores?????

6. Respect yourself. Learn proper english and maybe a foreign language too. Fluency in ebonics or other horrid colloquial grammar and accents (soupy southern drawls come to mind) will not get you the 6 figure job.....

7. Loose the underage/unmarried/unprotected sex. Is being the next baby-daddy or baby-mama YOUR next goal? Is having the next great disease YOUR idea of making your mark in the world? Oh yeah lets go to college while standing in the WIC line at the age of 17 with 4 kids strapped to your ass....Yeah guys...lets just keep on making those babies and baby-mamas...

8. READ READ READ...learn about the stock market. Learn about other people and places. Stop getting your news from CNN and troll the foreign student blogs and foreign newspapers on the internet to get other opinions. Go to the library. Somewhere the is a little old lady in a library that could make all the difference in your world.....ASK FOR HELP...

9. Keep yourself clean...hair...clothes..YOUR ROOM.

10. Set goals and go after them. Do you want college paid for? Can your ass run??? Then get on the track team or cross country team. Stop running from the police and RUN TO your future....

11. Learn to recognize stupid...people and behavior. Then go the other way. Do not make these morons your heroes.

12. Read about successful people...emulate them...drug dealers, pimps and whores are not successful people not matter how much money they flash.

13. Do not smoke, drink or use drugs.

14. Get a job and save and invest your money. Get up and go to work each and every day. Your money and propserity are out there...but you have to go and get them.

NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU BETTER THAN LIVING IN A GUTTER SOMEWHERE.

You want that welfare lifestyle? Fine just don't expect to live, eat or dress like Donald Trump or any other hard working person that goes to work everyday.

Remember....it's a fact:

If all the wealth in the USA were distributed equally, the same people would have all the money back in less than 4 years.

So Obama...what advice do you have for us except to stand in line and hold out our hands.....

Wealth is an attitude...wealth is earned...it is not your God-given right.

You don't work...you don't eat....

Lest I forget.....Obama is a democrat...wealth speak for keep me wealthy while I make sure your ass is kept poor. Take note ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Fienstein, John Edwards et al.....