A Bitch has Had Some Drama

For all of you out there that have wondered where has the bitch been...well a bitch has been fighting for her damn life and her sanity as well.

A bitch got bit by a brown recluse spider.

Lets see, white spot, white ring, red ring, BLACK & BLUE RING. As in BIG black and blue ring.

Damn. A bitch had no doctor to go to since she was in a catfight (or is that bitchfight) with that stupid (**&&^%$$%$&^T) doctor she used to have in January about HOW a bitch was taking care of herself and did not need the shit that she was trying to stuff down my throat.

Workmate to the rescue and the doctors office was close to a bitches house too. Hows THAT for Providence home gamers?

Now remember the only reason I WENT to the doctor was because Google googled a bitch some mondacious spider bite info that basically said: Your ass is in deep shit. Especially since 24 hours had passed.

BUT.....since AOB has a HUGE absorbing immune system the venom was absorbed!!!! Dr. give keflex, AOB Absorbs too much of it, overdoeses and becomes a SICK ANGRY OLD BITCH. G-a-a-a-a-a-a-h-h-h-h-h-h!

A bitches husband bought her Ben & Jerrys' Cherry Garcia and took good care of her. A bitch is better but a bitch now has nerve damage in left leg and her sleep is very erratic.

A bitch is taking her Complete and her Vito Mannan (www.liquidity.myvoffice.com/gfarmer) and is hoping for a full recovery...slowly but surely.