Saturday, December 22, 2007

Eating My Words For Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

At Sams last night this bitch was in the book department and saw Barak Obamas book "The Audacity of Hope'. Picking up the book and just picking a place this bitch read the following words:
"And although it was Jimmy Carter who would first introduce the language of evangelical Christianity into modern national poplitics, it was the Republican party, with its' increasing emphasis on tradition, order and "family values," that was best positioned to harvest this crop of politically awakened evangelicals and mobilize them against the liberal orthodoxy.
".....It is their issues - abortion, gay marriage, prayer in schools, intelligent design, Terri Schiavo, the posting of the Ten commandments in the courthouse, home schooling, voucher plans, and the makeup of the Supreme Court - that often dominate the headlines and serve as one of the major fault lines in American politics."
OMG. This guy believes what I do about the 'wedge issues' described above.
So this bitch is munching away on her words. Look out.... here is a white, over fifty, church going Republican that likes what she is learning about Obama. I just wonder if there are a ny more like me?

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

New Evil

Dare I even post this HERE on a google owned site?

Google wants your data stored on their servers...NOT!!!

YouTube...owned by google has pulled all posts and videos of an Egyptian protest blogger and cancelled his account.

Boycott Google....evil has a new name!

Monday, November 26, 2007

Time For A Cocktail......

Pat Buchanan scares the shit out of us again: (hat tip to Matt Drudge)
(he has a new book out...being released a week early)

"America is coming apart, decomposing, and...the likelihood of her survival as one improbable -- and impossible if America continues on her current course."

"For we are on a path to national suicide."

"America is in an existential crisis from which the nation may not survive." The U.S. Army is breaking and is too small to meet America’s global commitments. The dollar has sunk to historic lows and is being abandoned by foreign governments. U.S. manufacturing is being hollowed out. The greatest invasion in history, from the Third World, is swamping the ethno-cultural core of the country, leading to Balkanization and the loss of the Southwest to Mexico.

(oh no not the ethno-cultural core....maybe like the one thats' been what the US really is for the last 200 years....remember the give me your tired your poor...your huddled masses yearning to be free ethno-cultural core)....

"The culture (see above) is collapsing and the nation is being deconstructed along the lines of race and class.

"A fiscal crisis looms as the unfunded mandates of Social Security and Medicare remain unaddressed.

(**** let's not forget the 38Billion dollars in Wall Street bonuses paid out this season)

All the shit is hitting America at once -- the proverbial shit is hitting the fan all at once:

• Pax Americana, the era of U.S. global dominance, is over. A struggle for global hegemony has begun among the United States, China, a resurgent Russia and radical Islam

• Bush’s invasion of Iraq was a product of hubris and of ideology, a secular religion of “democratism,” to which Bush was converted in the days following 9/11


• Torn asunder by a culture war, America has now begun to break down along class, ethnic and racial lines.

(ethno-cultural again...)

• The greatest threat to U.S. sovereignty and independence is the scheme of a global elite to erase America’s borders and merge the USA, Mexico and Canada into a North American Union.

• Free trade is shipping jobs, factories and technology to China and plunging America into permanent dependency and unpayable debt. One of every six U.S. manufacturing jobs vanished under Bush

(and none vanished under Reagan or Clinton?)

• “Sovereign Wealth Funds,” controlled by foreign regimes and stuffed with trillions of dollars from U.S. trade deficits, are buying up strategic corporate assets vital to America’s security

(the last time I looked GE was not for sale...)

• As U.S. wages are stagnant, corporate CEOs are raking in rising pay and benefits 400 to 500 times that of their workers

(this is NOT a good thing...but Pat are you doing anything but yapping about it? are you boycotting any of these companies or writing an expose of any of these companies?)

• The Third World invasion through Mexico is a graver threat to our survival as one nation than anything happening in Afghanistan or Iraq* European-Americans, 89% of the nation when JFK took the oath, are now 66% and sinking. Before 2050, America is a Third World nation

• By 2060, America will add 167 million people and 105 million immigrants will be here, triple the 37 million today.

• Hispanics will be over 100 million in 2050 and concentrated in a Southwest most Mexicans believe belongs to them

• A new foreign-defense policy that closes most of the 1000 bases overseas, reviews all alliances, and brings home U.S. troops• A purge of neoconservative ideology and the “Cakewalk” crowd” from national power.

(define WHICH NeoCons...and what the hell is the cakewalk crowd? and tell me how we equate 'foreign-defense' with the closing of bases?)

• To avert a second Cold War, the United States should “get out of Russia’s space and get out of Russia’s face,” and shut down all U.S. bases on the soil of the former Soviet Union

(does that mean that Vladimir will no longer be welcome in Texas???...the nerve!!!)

• To reach a cold peace in the culture war, Buchanan mandates a return to federalism and the overthrow of our judicial dictatorship by Congressionally mandated restrictions on the jurisdiction of the Supreme Court.

(oh great we let CONGRESS...that bunch of idiots restrict the court...shit what's next?...let me guess the PATRIOT ACT?)

• To end the trade deficits and save the dollar, Buchanan suggests a Hamiltonian solution extraordinaire: 20% Border Equity Tax on imports, with the $500 billion raised to be used to end taxation on American producers

(how about we end some of those local farm subsidies??? what will Wal-mart do for merchandise...this could be the end of a retailing era...)

• America must not become “a tangle of squabbling nationalities” Buchanan solves the problem as follows: No amnesty for the 12-20 million illegal aliens; a border fence from San Diego to Brownsville; Congressional declarations that children born to illegal aliens are not citizens and English is the language of the United States; and a “timeout” on all immigration.

(timeout on ALL immigration?????? get a grip man...)

Buchanan seems to have an overwhelming problem with Hispanics. I just have a problem with ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION.

Once again...another moron telling me that above all things I need to be scared shitless, stupid and listening to him.

NOT!!! You see while I realize that shit is not perfect and some shit needs to be radically repaired...I am not in the business of being afraid. I am in the business of making a difference.


More Than A Woman To Them....

Hey Everyone!!!


In Brazil, one female is incarcerated with 70 men and forced to have sex just to be able to eat. Ok ok so she was in jail for breaking and entering....

In Saudi Arabia a woman is sentenced to be lashed AFTER being gang raped. Yeah we all know it was because she was in the company of non related males so that makes it HER FAULT that she was raped.

Way to go....

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Happy Holi-daze

Well its that time again. Home for the holidays where all of the familial dysfunctional insanity rears its ugly head again.

This bitch, FH (fabulous husband) and 2 puppies will enjoy a lovely meal of rib eyes, ABB corn casserole yumminess, cranberry salad and assorted dips, chips and other snack-wonderful foodage while we relax and watch movies, parades and football.

We have decided to skip the family and social drama..permanently.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Double WTF??? and How Did THAT Shit Happen?

Pat Robertson of the I-hate-baby-killing-withcraft-practicing-women-who-have-more-than-one-brain-cell-in-their-heads-lets-assasinate-Hug0-Chavez-I-can-bench-press-2000lb-with-my-christian-muscle-potion-gay-hating-and-baiting-no-abortion-has endorsed...

Rudy Giuliani of the I-am-announcing-my-divorce-at-a-press-conference-before-my-soon-to-be-ex-wife-and-mistress-get-face-to-face-and-public-taxpayers-money-should-be-spent-on-abortions-and-gay-couples-should-have-the-right-to-marry...

does ANYONE see a contradiction in terms...or values...or whatever whoever is calling that shit that means nothing these days?

As far as this bitch is concerned.....this does not bode well for Rudy...this bitch decided a long time ago that she would vote AGAINST anyone that the fundie wacko christian right endorsed.

Of course its always funny when James Dobson gets riled up....

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Why The World Will Not End In 2012

OK I know I know that the Mayan calendar said it all stopped in 2012, and that Nostradamus (sort of) agrees with that but they are wrong and here is why.

Both were working with a limited planetary movement model that stopped at the precise moment when the rising sun would intersect the exact midpoint of the MilkyWay galaxy, the exact mid point of our galaxy.

Heres what this B.I.T.C.H. predicts for the future:

2008: Tim LaHaye of the "Your-Unbelieving-Ass-Just-Got-LEFT-BEHIND' fame starts a new series called: The Time of the End of Time. The christian community goes ape and LaHaye makes 7 trillion dollars. He and Beverly then buy John Edwards' house and turn it into a home for unwed mothers.

2009: Gary North, Karen & Steve Anderson & Bruce Tippery start their new websites on 'The End of Time for Women'. This will teach women how to protect their families when the world as we know it ends. Hopefully there will be some sort of instruction on how to deal with being dead or incenerated or radiated or whatever is going to happen to us. Gary North builds a rocket and tries to get to another solar system. North kidnaps Steven Hawking thinking that he has the star map to a safe galaxy.

2010: Only two years left. A new incarnation of the last Mayan High Priest is recognized (my vote is for Steven Seagal, shit that could be believable!) Animal sacrifice is reinstituted at MachuPichu in Mexico to appease the sky god. PETA goes into apoplexy, rescues the remaining animals and Steven Seagal calls down the wrath of the sky god on mankind. (stock market up 30% in one day). The christian right is having a fit since the temple has not been restored in Israel and the animal sacrifices restored 'there'. Tim LaHaye leads an End Times Team into Israel to take over the temple mount and as a result of his actions is sentenced to wear a burkha and be chained to a large sow for the rest of his life.

2011: Y2K here we come only now its Y2K12. There is mass panic in the markets as people quit their jobs, drop out of school and hide in the mountains and caves. Sattelite broadband companies and radio make a fortune. Stocks drop like falling rock on a California hillside and are scooped up by a few people (mostly athiest or not really christians **).

2012: Well the world did not end. The losers that quit their jobs and ran for it look like fools (North, Andersons and Tippery???) again (see Y2K), the traders and investors that bought all of the stocks dirt cheap now control 90% of the wealth in the USA and the evangelical right looks like the village idiot AGAIN!!!! The internet, sattelite radio and broadband are controlled by one global investment company headed by a woman. . the NYSE, NASDAQ, Chicago Merc and all of the Foreign Stock Exchanges are controlled by the daughter of the owner of all the internet and communication stuff.

Looks like the girls win after all. Now THAT folks is a happy ending.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Nostradamus Comes of Age (sort of)

Tonight the History Channel will pay hommage to Nostradamus...purveyor of ancient (well old anyway) prophecy for the times of today. Since the show is about the 'end of the world' I was just wondering (beforehand) if Tim LaHaye (of the Left Behind series fame) or Hal Lindsey (Late Great Planet Earth fame) were going to be there to lend their two cents worth of ...I don't know what to call it...OPINION maybe?

Hal Lindsey scared scads of people (ok me included) in the early 70's with his version of the truth..LaHaye and his literary minions are scaring (ok me NOT included this time...see I learned my lesson) scads more this time with his brand of "what-will-your-ass-do-when-all-the-christians-have-been-raptured-and-your-scraggy-non-believing-ass-is-left-on-earth-with-all-the-anti-christ-minions-and-666-mark-on-the-forehead-neighbors....

Sounds like some so called faithful minions based shit to me

Let's generate FEAR...which in turn will generate (oh I cannot believe that I missed this for years and years about my fellow (hack, spit, cough) fellow believers...) MONEY.

But less I digress....this B.I.T.C.H. does not open her wallet when she is having fear. Too bad my so called brothers and sisters are not as savvy.

More tomorrow on Nostradamus and what will my ass do when the world ends? So its like I will be in a position to care?

Friday, October 26, 2007

I Must Be Clueless...

Just a thought here.....

but for all of the continuing theological discussion taking place in presbyterian circles regarding federal vision, covenant membership..blah..blah and more blah...

I feel really stupid still being stuck at:

do justice
love mercy
walk humbly with my God
love my neighbor as myself...

hoping like crazy my salvation does not hang on my ability to discuss the 'finer points' (note sarcasm) of the cons & pros of the fv....

to read the discussions is to really wonder if there is such a thing as 'just a christian'....

by the theological definitions of today....probably not....belief and faith in God do not seem to be of any importance.....these days it's all about being able to discuss....

is the church weird or is it just me?

Thursday, October 18, 2007

I Promised To Go To War On The Election but....

...what really is there to go to war on? Is there any reason at all why any of the candidates need to be elected? Is there really any reason at all why we should even re-elect the dysfunctional insanity-possessed (meaing BOTH repukelicans and dementedocrats) partisan minions?

...presidential election...NOT!!!!!

Weighing in.....

Barak Obama...first you need to be ashamed of yourself for putting politics into the pulpit. NO you can not come to my church and campaign...we worship on Sunday...Jesus...rmember HIM?

Rudy...Rudy..Rudy...loose the cellphone and put the trophy wife in a cabinet....(and not as secretary of something or another either ;)

Hillary...Penn just came out with a poll that said 24% of republican women may cross over to vote for Hillary...he sees it as a woman thing...I see it as women being tired of the men. How could a woman (even Hillary) FUBAR it up any more than the men that are there already have???? While this B.I.T.C.H. is not a socialized medicine fan AT ALL...she knows that the current system is broken beyond belief and wishes relief as much as the next person. (BTW did ya'll know that hospitals and doctors charge MORE if you have health insurance? They bill the health insurance companies about 20-30% more than a doctor visit costs and hospitals bill insurance companies DOUBLE what a patient with no health care costs!!!) So yeah I would say that shit needs to be fixed real quick.

The religious right does not seem to have a candidate this year. Thats a good thing...because I will not vote for anyone...repukelican or dementedocrat that anyones religious right puts their stamp of dominion (er..a...approval) on.

next: the perfect political platform


...LAX (LAngeles) 75% fake bombs missed by our wonderful TSA?

...ORD (O'Hare) 60% fake bombs missed by the above?

..SFO (SanFrancisco) did really well...only 20% of the fake bombs were missed...

Amazing....when the majority of us are worried about a cavity search...the real threats go unnoticed.

Your tax dollars at work.....again

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Back from the Business Abyss

Mercy me!!!!

Google accounts are just way too complicated and circle-ish (to borrow a term). Having figured things out now...and looking around we see:

OJ finally in jail..lets just hope they keep him this time.

Blackwater being 'subdued' in Iraq.

Britney an even bigger mess than before...who would have BELIEVED K-FED-EX would end up on the winning end of a custody battles.

Phil Spector jury hung? PLUHLEEEEEEESE.

That Larry Craig person having the nerve to show up in DC....

I am going back to least that I understand....

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Church Bidness

The hyper-fundamentalist-patriarchal-keep-women-barefoot-naked-pregnant-and-homeschooling-the-birthed-hoards-slave-holding-wacko-theonony-too-far-to-the-right-to-find-with-a-biblical-roadmap-nutcases seem to be making inroads in evangelical christendom these days.

Put THAT together with rick warren and emergent church, dominionism and the generally racist bigoted message (credit to the league of the south) in the church pulpits what is then presented to the world certainly is not Christ as Savior & King but a picture of a whining, snivelling god who can't take care of himself let alone his people. A sniveling god that depends on the likes of the dominion theology octo-godhead of greg bahnsen, david chilton, gary demar, kenneth gentry jr., gary north, larry pratt, john quade, the 'late' rousas ruishdoony to give him credibility. (caps intentionally omitted)

G-r-r-r-r-r-r-r and more g-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r.

Smells like Texas Longhorn Bullshit to me! (henceforth known as TLBS)

God is who He is and needs no help from the above group.

On a lighter but more SERIOUS NOTE......

this B.I.T.C.H. is really sick of this submission whos' ass is on top today more TLBS......

....... furthermore.......

a bitch has no clue as to why love and respect for our mates and children has to be couched in and understood in the context of submission.

Why does someone always have to be on top?

Why does someone always have to be on the bottom?

With all the rolling around who even knows "who's on top?" After 4 or 5 good rolls before the coffee is finished brewing in the morning who even has the strength to care?

We have decided in our household that side by side is better. That way each of us uses the strengths and rescources that we each have to contribute to our life together. He does stuff (OMG the best cookies on the planet and great market returns....move over Cramer), I do stuff (Quick Books and financial organization, pay bills).

Don't ya think that life today is to busy to be worried about ignorant TLBS? The church teaches one brings other issues and then voila! Complete confusion...after all we gotta have those 'roles'.

Here is a perfect example of submission taken out of context:

My husband manages ALL of my market investments. Is a bitch submitting to him? Well no since he does this for a living and made my ass about 60% I would say that my ass was pretty smart for convincing him to do it for me. heh heh Washington Mutual acted all uppity when they told me that they could make my ass 8% after fees...more TLBS.

A bitch is sick of all this church sponsored submission TLBS. May a bitch suggest that the church teach: (not a direct quote).

Husbands AND wives love your spouses and children as Christ loved the church and gave Himself for her.

All of the TLBS can stay in the field.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Prosperity For The Masses

Several posts ago we promised a 'war' on the presidential election.

Consider this the first shot fired.


huh???? duh......

That would be nice now would it not??? Except there are a few issues that need to be addressed before we can ALL be prosperous. There are certain QUALITIES that PROSPEROUS PEOPLE POSSESS. There are also certain FORMS OF BEHAVIOR THAT ARE OBSERVED.

So what we have now is the AngryOldBabeInControlofHerself (B.I.T.C.H. if you will) list of the things that will help make one prosperous. PROSPERITY STARTS IN CHILDHOOD......

1. Discipline in the classroom. This means that parents get in touch with the teachers, stay in touch and support the efforts of the teachers. Conversly...teachers...DRESS AND ACT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!!!!! Both teachers and students today dress like hip hop prison rejects. I remember MY gradeschool teachers....suits, coiffed hair, heels YES HEELS...and no one dared to talk back or mess with them. Those ladies meant business and we knew it.

2. PAY ATTENTION IN are there to learn to read and write!!! Do it.

3. Children...ditch the peer pressure thing. My point is: Are these little hoodlums and hootchie mamas going to pay YOUR BILLS or help you when you are older, stupid and sitting in the gutter waiting for a handout? Somehow I doubt it.

4. Boys.....pull your damn pants up. The prison style that you embrace is worn in prison so that Bubbas' bitch is easily accessible from behind. Of course if thats your goal in life far be it from me to offer different advice.....

5. Girls....get dressed. why do you have to look and act like whores?????

6. Respect yourself. Learn proper english and maybe a foreign language too. Fluency in ebonics or other horrid colloquial grammar and accents (soupy southern drawls come to mind) will not get you the 6 figure job.....

7. Loose the underage/unmarried/unprotected sex. Is being the next baby-daddy or baby-mama YOUR next goal? Is having the next great disease YOUR idea of making your mark in the world? Oh yeah lets go to college while standing in the WIC line at the age of 17 with 4 kids strapped to your ass....Yeah guys...lets just keep on making those babies and baby-mamas...

8. READ READ READ...learn about the stock market. Learn about other people and places. Stop getting your news from CNN and troll the foreign student blogs and foreign newspapers on the internet to get other opinions. Go to the library. Somewhere the is a little old lady in a library that could make all the difference in your world.....ASK FOR HELP...

9. Keep yourself ROOM.

10. Set goals and go after them. Do you want college paid for? Can your ass run??? Then get on the track team or cross country team. Stop running from the police and RUN TO your future....

11. Learn to recognize stupid...people and behavior. Then go the other way. Do not make these morons your heroes.

12. Read about successful people...emulate them...drug dealers, pimps and whores are not successful people not matter how much money they flash.

13. Do not smoke, drink or use drugs.

14. Get a job and save and invest your money. Get up and go to work each and every day. Your money and propserity are out there...but you have to go and get them.


You want that welfare lifestyle? Fine just don't expect to live, eat or dress like Donald Trump or any other hard working person that goes to work everyday.'s a fact:

If all the wealth in the USA were distributed equally, the same people would have all the money back in less than 4 years.

So Obama...what advice do you have for us except to stand in line and hold out our hands.....

Wealth is an attitude...wealth is is not your God-given right.

You don't don't eat....

Lest I forget.....Obama is a democrat...wealth speak for keep me wealthy while I make sure your ass is kept poor. Take note ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Fienstein, John Edwards et al.....

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Is Anyone As Tired As I Am....

...of always needing to be afraid as if that will make things all better? How does irrational fear that is subsidized by the media and carried to the extreme on the internet REALLY matter to me?

...of being told what to be afraid of? Lets see....Hillary Clinton....terrorist attacks on US soil...CNN...Fox News...the Republicans...the Democrats...The New York Times...the price of hot it is cold it is today...what Al Gore says...what Bill O'Reilly much a comment of Jim Cramers' will move the price of a stock...Ann Coulter...Susan Estrich...the pro lfe lobby ...the pro choice lobby...the US Supreme Court...President Bush...congress...Alberto Gonzalez...the FBI...the CIA...the NSA..the USA...Iran..Egypt...North Korea...the UN...kinism...league of the south...dominion theology ...reconstructionism...
Ford...GM..labor unions..Wal Mart...
...of bloggers the likes of who terrorized Kathy Sierra (Technocrati) and Cathy Seipp (the later as she lay on her deathbed)...
...too much news...not enough news...too much freedom...not enough
drug dealers...gang members...

the list is endless.....

I received a call from a political party wanting a contribution. The caller gave the standard speech instructing me to "BE AFRAID...BE VERY AFRAID" those people won the elections...those people are out to GET YOU..take way your freedom...hurt your way of life...

I hung up....I do not appreciate being talked to as if I had no brain and was waiting for someone...anyone to please put something there even total bullshit.

To any person seeking political office....if you want my vote....don't try to scam ....I mean scare me.

I am so over it.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

The Circus of Candidates

OK OK...a bitch has been busy with everything from shopping to funerals, visiting grandchildren and business travels and other 'domain geek diva duties' as assigned by the CKE (CTO).

We need to weigh in on the candidate circus, so to be fair lets start at the beginning of the alphabet.


John Edwards...with a 28000 (yes kids twenty eight thousand) square foot house on 102 acres in Orange County NC surrounded by no trespassing' signs lets just hope no hungry, homeless or naked people even try to get a meal. So which America does HE live in? Hmmmm.

Bill Richardson, Governor of New Mexico...this bitch is seriously considering him and is doing MORE research.

Hillary (Butch) Clinton...way too much political and scandal laden shit from Clinton 42. Needs to get some serious wardrobe and hair advice.

Barka Obama, No way this bitch is voting for anyone named Barak Obama. Besides a bitch has a problem in that he supports partial birth abortion (totally off the table from a womans right to an abortion as far as this bitch is concerned), and his "Christian" church in Illinios seems to be a bit 'exclusionary' white folk wanted. Lets be specific: Trinity United Church of

This bitch also has a problem with politics in the pulpit....Jesus said to preach the gospel and baptize not support the political infrastructure. So Obama is either a nominal christian or a covert muslim...and it seems that he really DOES NOT have a leg to stand on in either group. IMHO.


John McCain...NO...just NO and NO again and again.....

Rudy Giulliani....HELL NO...however we can all rest assured that if Rudy has any really important PERSONAL business (like another divorce) to announce he can always call a press conference.

Mitt Romney...Lets all be beholden to the elders at the Tabernacle in Salt Lake...double Hell No. Even the village idiot knows that mormonism is NOT christianity. Started in 1827? Give me break....

Mike Huckabee.....A Bitch caught him on CNBC this AM and was clearly impressed. More research on the way.

So we have Bill Richardson and Mike Huckabee worthy of further investigation and maybe a vote.