Saturday, January 28, 2006

Surprise surprise!

Many things to discuss.......

Will Hamas' entry into politics and elected leadership take it the way of the Irish Republican Army? The IRA is almost respectable now although it has taken more than a few years.....

That was the first thought in this bitches mind as she listened to the news that Fatah had been completely slam dunked in the Palestinian much so that Hamas itself was taken by surprise.

We hope they have a plan.....a real plan to bring peace and a better life to the people that they have been elected to govern. However if Hamas stays true to its roots and ideology....more pain is in store for all of us.

However, once again CNN shows us pictures of rioting by the winners as they celebrated and by the losers as they protested the dishonesty of the kicked to the curb party of no choice this time around. The bitch can't figure out WHY these people spend all this time acting out. Hamas wins...supporters attach the government building and act out. The losers act is anyone with more than two brain cells expected to take these people seriously? There has already been scads of trouble at the Egyptian border with these people.....

How are developed brains supposed to deal with this escalation of insanity? No its not a new insanity just the flip side of the same coin. The flip side of the dishonesty, greed, and terror of we shall see what the other side of the coin of terror with a mandate shall bring to the rest of world.

Ann Coulter..... theres really something wrong with you. First you make a stupid comment about invading and making forcible converts to Christianity (sorry I am a TUILP girl you can't force it ya know) and now rat poison for a sitting Supreme Court Justice? You stupid broad have you lost your fucking mind? Maybe you need a good meal and some nutritional supplements because your brain is dying as I write here....AOB used to laugh at your wit but that was so long ago you have turned into what you have hated for so long.....



You gave a little bitch so much happiness as music was the only good thing in a childs world filled with domestic violence and drunkeness.....a little bitch learned to read music and sing and sing she did....

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Stupid Shit 2006 (did not take long...)

Well Ray Nagin erstwhile 'Mayor' of whats-left-of-Katrina-fucked-New-Orleans now after several months thinks he has it totally figured out, (this by the way of having a conversation with the late Dr. Martin Luther King) and that is........God is mad at us.

Good grief the dumb fucktard sounds like Pat Robertsons step brother...maybe hes' gotten a hold of the secret 700 club telephone number.

OK heres the AOB take on this shit.....

Its not OUR JOB to worry about WHY SHIT HAPPENS...


God is a big boy...ya think and whatever reasons He has for doing whatever He does I am sure my finite mind and surely the fuck Ray Nagins' or Pat Robertsons FINITE minds do not have the infinite ability to figure out why shit happens.

SHIT HAPPENS...DEAL WITH IT ASSHOLES. Stop playing the blame game. Hell since the bitch hit everyone from God to George Bush has been blamed.

What this bitch wants to know is: For Nagin:


Follow the money to get to the guilty parties.....does not seem very likely that God or Bush are going to end up holding the bag on this one.

Oh and BTW this Bitch is totally pissed that Nagin has the gall to say NO should be a chocolate city...if anyone EXCEPT A BLACK PERSON were to say shit like that he or she would be gut stuck and dragged through the streets.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

ROE AGAIN????????? Regarding the Alito Hearings.

This bitch is sick to death of Roe v Wade.

Why you it because you as a christian do not support a womans right to choose to kill your child in the womb?

Whoops...surprise assholes.......this bitch is sick to death of Roe v Wade because it has become the standard for all legal thought in this fucking country!!!! Roe has become the standard as to whether the fucking village idiot can get elected local dogcatcher.

Want someone to make a decision on how to spend your tax $$$$$$ ???? Vote for them if they support or do not support Roe.

Want someone to make a decision on eminent domain? Vote for them if they support or do not support Roe.

Want someone to make a decision about how many terrorists we are going to kick in the balls while in custody? Vote for them if they support or do not support Roe.

Want someone to make a decision regarding education, hungry poor people, sick children, substandard housing ad fucking for their asses if they support or do not support Roe.

Heres a novel fucking idea...since Jane Roe LIED ...lets just overturn the stupid fucking standard for all legal thought in the USA and give it back to the States where it belongs ANYWAY....

and seriously ya really think that the states are going to fuck with it???? No, they will not.

So the next time your ass is at the fucking mall.....think about Roe and decide if you really DO want that new pair of jeans......after all the person that sewed them up at the factory may be for or against Roe......

....and the next time your ass wants car insurance maybe you should call your asshole agent and find out how THEY feel about Roe...for or against?

HEY!!!! Then you too can live your life like the US Senate then isn't that better????? (assholes)

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Shit.....Pat Robertson...Again

Well just damn it. Peroid.

Pat Robertson of the I-am-just-too-fucking-knowing-it-all-with-my-special-God-told-me-this-shit-in-secret-shit has now decided that Ariel Sharons stroke is Gods judgement because he (Sharon) gave away Israeli territory.

Pat....stop it. Just shut the fuck up and stop it. Everytime you open your mouth...more stupid moronic ignorance just flows like water. You need to do the following:

1. Get a doctor to wire your mouth shut.
2. Get it into your brain that you are NOT the beginning and the end of all knowledge in the entire known and unknown universe nor are you the creator of such.....
3. Write..."I am an idiot" 5,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000 ---times.

That should keep your ass busy until hell at least freezes over.

This bitch is no less than totally amazed that anyone that supposes to have a brain and name the christian faith would have the gall and nerve to be so nasty. Israels LEADER is gravely ill, a nation waits for news...any news.....and this idiot Robertson snarks him out.

Robertsons idiotic comments are worse than bad form...they are indefensible. Completely and absolutely indefensible. Any apology would not suffice to erase this whatever it is.....and I still have no name for it.

Shame on YOU Pat Robertson.....again and again and again.....

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

First New Year Workday

A bitch is scared. Scared the fuck completely absolutely....

The 2006 craziness is not pharma induced (as with brother), it is NATURAL.

So far a bitch today has learned......

A shipment was turned away at LAX because the truck had the name of the trucking company stenciled on the steps instead of the door of the truck......

my ass cannot believe this shit even though it was confirmed by three people.....what the double fuck.....

Monday, January 02, 2006

Bye Bye 2005


Another year gone and with it all manner of things this bitch will remember with fondness and those things a bitch will jot down and then toss out with the trash.


My children and grandchildren.
My husband.
Working hard and fabulous co workers....and bosses and clients!!!!
Good friends (you know what you are).
Multi level marketing... (A Bitch loves being healthy, beautiful and having $$$$$$$$$).
Secret shit in work......

Kicked to the curb:

My brother & his wife. If they take any more medication they will be condsidered pharmaceutical factories...the last straw was the anti-psychotics...this bitch does not do pharma induced crazy...
BTW their only problems are that they are married to each other, are too stupid to realize that they are co dependent and keep running to the doctor to get medication to solve the shit (or some reality based counseling and a natural diet) that a divorce would take care of....but hey some people are happy being stupid and medicated...have fun sitting in the street......hope ya can move fast enough to dodge the traffic....

Mom for buying into this shit....

In laws that do not like my ass. Hey I tried to be nice even though you have snarky, judgemental anti & fundamentalist church of christ nastiness.....SO my reformed presbyterian ass gave the fuck up! Damn I am glad your ass is not in charge of heaven.......oh shit I am sorry because your ass thinks it is!

Liars, thieves and general nastiness. Anyone caught bringing these qualities into this bitches world WILL suffer the consequences.

Any questions?

Good. Happy New Year.