Surprise surprise!

Many things to discuss.......

Will Hamas' entry into politics and elected leadership take it the way of the Irish Republican Army? The IRA is almost respectable now although it has taken more than a few years.....

That was the first thought in this bitches mind as she listened to the news that Fatah had been completely slam dunked in the Palestinian elections...so much so that Hamas itself was taken by surprise.

We hope they have a plan.....a real plan to bring peace and a better life to the people that they have been elected to govern. However if Hamas stays true to its roots and ideology....more pain is in store for all of us.

However, once again CNN shows us pictures of rioting by the winners as they celebrated and by the losers as they protested the dishonesty of the kicked to the curb party of no choice this time around. The bitch can't figure out WHY these people spend all this time acting out. Hamas wins...supporters attach the government building and act out. The losers act out....how is anyone with more than two brain cells expected to take these people seriously? There has already been scads of trouble at the Egyptian border with these people.....

How are developed brains supposed to deal with this escalation of insanity? No its not a new insanity just the flip side of the same coin. The flip side of the dishonesty, greed, and terror of Arafat.....now we shall see what the other side of the coin of terror with a mandate shall bring to the rest of world.

Ann Coulter..... theres really something wrong with you. First you make a stupid comment about invading and making forcible converts to Christianity (sorry I am a TUILP girl you can't force it ya know) and now rat poison for a sitting Supreme Court Justice? You stupid broad have you lost your fucking mind? Maybe you need a good meal and some nutritional supplements because your brain is dying as I write here....AOB used to laugh at your wit but that was so long ago you have turned into what you have hated for so long.....

AND FINALLY.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOZART.

You gave a little bitch so much happiness as music was the only good thing in a childs world filled with domestic violence and drunkeness.....a little bitch learned to read music and sing and sing she did....

Stupid Shit 2006 (did not take long...)

Well Ray Nagin erstwhile 'Mayor' of whats-left-of-Katrina-fucked-New-Orleans now after several months thinks he has it totally figured out, (this by the way of having a conversation with the late Dr. Martin Luther King) and that is........God is mad at us.

Good grief the dumb fucktard sounds like Pat Robertsons step brother...maybe hes' gotten a hold of the secret 700 club telephone number.

OK heres the AOB take on this shit.....

Its not OUR JOB to worry about WHY SHIT HAPPENS...

OUR JOB IS TO DEAL WITH SHIT WHEN IT HAPPENS.

God is a big boy...ya think and whatever reasons He has for doing whatever He does I am sure my finite mind and surely the fuck Ray Nagins' or Pat Robertsons FINITE minds do not have the infinite ability to figure out why shit happens.

SHIT HAPPENS...DEAL WITH IT ASSHOLES. Stop playing the blame game. Hell since the bitch hit everyone from God to George Bush has been blamed.

What this bitch wants to know is: For Nagin:

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 60+ MILLION DOLLARS THAT FEMA GAVE TO YA'LL TO MAKE REPAIRS TO THE LEVEE SYSTEM AND TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY PREPARDNESS PLAN BACK IN THE SPRING OF 2005?

Follow the money to get to the guilty parties.....does not seem very likely that God or Bush are going to end up holding the bag on this one.

Oh and BTW this Bitch is totally pissed that Nagin has the gall to say NO should be a chocolate city...if anyone EXCEPT A BLACK PERSON were to say shit like that he or she would be gut stuck and dragged through the streets.

ROE AGAIN????????? Regarding the Alito Hearings.

This bitch is sick to death of Roe v Wade.

Why you ask....is it because you as a christian do not support a womans right to choose to kill your child in the womb?

Whoops...surprise assholes.......this bitch is sick to death of Roe v Wade because it has become the standard for all legal thought in this fucking country!!!! Roe has become the standard as to whether the fucking village idiot can get elected local dogcatcher.

Want someone to make a decision on how to spend your tax $$$$$$ ???? Vote for them if they support or do not support Roe.

Want someone to make a decision on eminent domain? Vote for them if they support or do not support Roe.

Want someone to make a decision about how many terrorists we are going to kick in the balls while in custody? Vote for them if they support or do not support Roe.

Want someone to make a decision regarding education, hungry poor people, sick children, substandard housing ad fucking nauseum.....vote for their asses if they support or do not support Roe.

Heres a novel fucking idea...since Jane Roe LIED ...lets just overturn the stupid fucking standard for all legal thought in the USA and give it back to the States where it belongs ANYWAY....

and seriously homegamers...do ya really think that the states are going to fuck with it???? No, they will not.

So the next time your ass is at the fucking mall.....think about Roe and decide if you really DO want that new pair of jeans......after all the person that sewed them up at the factory may be for or against Roe......

....and the next time your ass wants car insurance maybe you should call your asshole agent and find out how THEY feel about Roe...for or against?

HEY!!!! Then you too can live your life like the US Senate does.....now then isn't that better????? (assholes)

Shit.....Pat Robertson...Again

Well just damn it. Peroid.

Pat Robertson of the I-am-just-too-fucking-knowing-it-all-with-my-special-God-told-me-this-shit-in-secret-shit has now decided that Ariel Sharons stroke is Gods judgement because he (Sharon) gave away Israeli territory.

Pat....stop it. Just shut the fuck up and stop it. Everytime you open your mouth...more stupid moronic ignorance just flows like water. You need to do the following:

1. Get a doctor to wire your mouth shut.
2. Get it into your brain that you are NOT the beginning and the end of all knowledge in the entire known and unknown universe nor are you the creator of such.....
3. Write..."I am an idiot" 5,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000 ---times.

That should keep your ass busy until hell at least freezes over.

This bitch is no less than totally amazed that anyone that supposes to have a brain and name the christian faith would have the gall and nerve to be so nasty. Israels LEADER is gravely ill, a nation waits for news...any news.....and this idiot Robertson snarks him out.

Robertsons idiotic comments are worse than bad form...they are indefensible. Completely and absolutely indefensible. Any apology would not suffice to erase this whatever it is.....and I still have no name for it.

Shame on YOU Pat Robertson.....again and again and again.....

First New Year Workday

A bitch is scared. Scared the fuck completely absolutely....

The 2006 craziness is not pharma induced (as with brother), it is NATURAL.

So far a bitch today has learned......

A shipment was turned away at LAX because the truck had the name of the trucking company stenciled on the steps instead of the door of the truck......

my ass cannot believe this shit even though it was confirmed by three people.....what the double fuck.....

Bye Bye 2005

HA!!!!

Another year gone and with it all manner of things this bitch will remember with fondness and those things a bitch will jot down and then toss out with the trash.

Wonderful:

God!
My children and grandchildren.
My husband.
Church.
Blogging.
Working hard and fabulous co workers....and bosses and clients!!!!
Good friends (you know what you are).
Multi level marketing... (A Bitch loves being healthy, beautiful and having $$$$$$$$$).
Secret shit in work......

Kicked to the curb:

My brother & his wife. If they take any more medication they will be condsidered pharmaceutical factories...the last straw was the anti-psychotics...this bitch does not do pharma induced crazy...
BTW their only problems are that they are married to each other, are too stupid to realize that they are co dependent and keep running to the doctor to get medication to solve the shit (or some reality based counseling and a natural diet) that a divorce would take care of....but hey some people are happy being stupid and medicated...have fun sitting in the street......hope ya can move fast enough to dodge the traffic....

Mom for buying into this shit....

In laws that do not like my ass. Hey I tried to be nice even though you have snarky, judgemental anti & fundamentalist church of christ nastiness.....SO my reformed presbyterian ass gave the fuck up! Damn I am glad your ass is not in charge of heaven.......oh shit I am sorry because your ass thinks it is!

Liars, thieves and general nastiness. Anyone caught bringing these qualities into this bitches world WILL suffer the consequences.

Any questions?

Good. Happy New Year.

Thoughts For 2005

A few weeks have passed...ignorance has come... and gone its' merry way.

This Old Bitch has been reading the blogs, the news sources and listening real close to what is being said from the pulpit. That being said I must admit that there are not a lot of constants in the life of AOB outside of the usual work-home-church thing. Meaning that AOB does not buy into the shit that the religious right is trying to shove up my ass and down my throat. Cough...gag...barf....

The latest thing is the Sunday for Justice being brought to your local church via satelllite by Chuck Colson and friends. The aim is to stop the Congressional fillibuster against 'people of faith' by the morons in Congress and the Senate. Of course it is AOB's opinion that both sides..both liberal and conservative are noting but idiots that feed off of the general publics money and the resultant deification by their named Democratic and Republican minions.

Yes there I said it...nothing more than a group of demi gods feeding off of the worship of the feeble minded masses. The Religious Right has made Bush their god, The Liberal Left made Clinton their God...(I guess that means Hillary is a goddess? Save my ass quick someone please...)

What is soooo funny to watch is each side tearing down the god the other side has made. The repuke repubs jumped all over Clinton & Monica Lewinsky and the Dememted Dems have jumnped all over Bush becasue of the War as well as every natural disaster this side of the titanic. What I want to know is: Did Bush personally by some act of his will cause the hurricanes? Damn sure seems like it.

This bitch was completely disgusted by Ken Starr as a special prosecutor. Hey maybe we can get him to start appearing on 'Cheaters'..ya think? This bitch is completely and utterly disgusted with the way the 'right' is using scare tactics to try to tell my ass what to do. Excuse me assholes...God created a brain in my head too. Falwell, Robertson, Dobson et al have made Bush a god and the demented dems have bought it!!!! No wonder Bush is hated...no one wants a god they did not create. No one wants a god they cannot control or ascribe the traits to the god that they want him to have. Bush does not have what the left wants and Clinton did not have what the right wanted. So we have a new war each and every persidential and congressional election when a new group of jerks makes it to DC to 'govern' the idiot masses that voted them in.

I only know that I am really sick to death of being told by both sides that each and every decision I make must be made oin the context of abortion rights and gay rights. Go fuck yourselves.... I have a company to run where employees are dealt with in the context of their conbtribution to the success of the company...not who they go home to after work or where they go after work. After I run my company ...then I need to make dinner and do laundry and bitch some more.

It's not about Repbulican Repukes and Democratic Dementos...its about POWER. Both parties want your asses one place...at the bottom of the food chain..they just have different ways of keeping us there. Fuck both parties....fuck the political system....libertarian and independent, republican and democrat, fuck the ACLU and AFA.

Where did the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence get to????? Lost in the halls of power.

Corporate Advertising

AOB IS CON-FUCKING-FUSED...

Ford has pulled its' advertising from gay publications. Ford has done this at the threat of a boycott from the American Family Association.

As I said AOB is con-double-fucking-fused.....

What does corporate advertising have to do with my ass being Christian? Are Christians the only ones that have drivers licenses? Shit the Christians I see driving around with those little fishes and the Jesus loves you shit on their bumpers are the FIRST ONES THAT TRY TO RUN OVER YOUR ASS ON THE ROAD. Can I get an AMEN?

So basically what my eyes see and my ears hear is this: (Now if my ass is wrong and it could be someone needs to tell my ass quick).

Someone had decided that being gay is a new thing, someone that everyone who is not gay needs to be protected from. There are some people that have decided to protect EVERYONE who names the name of Christ from this horrible NEW EVIL.

Well this bitch knows that being gay is not new. This bitches cousin "Mabel Morgan" passed away several years ago from AIDS. This bitches best friends step son passed away from AIDS years ago. A bitch has many gay friends and loves each and every one of them.....especially the one with the tiger tattoos on her chest. Another fabulous bitch and a good friend for 17 years.

Now in order for my Christian ass to be protected from the new evil....we have to make sure that 'those' people are unable to participate in society. The first step in this is not to offer the evil ones the same services and products that the rest of us as Christians are entitled to.

Who do these caretakers of society think they are? How is it that people of faith exclude others from participating in secular society? What the fuck? Well what happens next? Denial of housing? Jobs? The right to shop at a mall that has a christian bookstore? Oh shit a bitch can see it now...no one can participate in society unless you are a card carrying baptized member of a christian church.

So what the fuck happened to the US Constitution or even the Declaration of Independence that says ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL AND ARE ENTITLED TO LIFE LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. (Except if your asses are gay..... postscript by Dobson, Falwell & Wildmon)

How is it that my ass is entitled to more than anyone else just because I am NOT GAY and Christian?

I am not and never will be ashamed of my faith. My ass is however ashamed of the so called brethern taking the personal issue of sexual orientation into the corporate boardroom and even more upset that Corporate America is letting itself be held hostage to this shit.

G-r-r-r-r-r-r

Sonylicious

Well it's received. Configured and now officially in use to rant and rave as only a bitch can.

The Sony TX610, 2.76 lbs, Windows XP Pro, 60 gig hd...you get the idea. I am a happy bitch. I am a mobile bitch now with my Nikon Coolpix, iPod and Sony my ass is ready to hit the road as well as sit on the couch every night and blog and create away!

Dear Sony.....it really is SONY-LICIOUS. Damn I love this laptop.....

G-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!

Shit That A Bitch CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hello World a bitch is pissed today.

First a bitch is pissed and extremely upset that the ethical medical hypocrtites in France and other places are coming down on the team of doctors that performed the 'first ever face transplant' in France over this past weekend. A bitch was stunned and over-fucking-joyed at this milestone in plastic restorative surgery. NOW a few assholes that have nothing better to do have come out with all this bullshit about suicide..attempted suicide..and stupid-cide. Who the fuck cares if the donor committed suicide? The realtives signed the papers and made the donation. What the fuck? Does this shit mean that if my ass wants to donate my dead ass and my husband signs the papers that the organ or face donation can be made only if someone else like a medical ethicist decides its ok?

Medical ethics shit needs to be decided BEFORE.....NOT AFTER THE FACT you dumb bastards.

AND....A bitch sends love and hugs and many kisses to the French doctors that performed this surgery.

Stuff and Happening in the Late Year Life of an Old Bitch....

Well home gamers an old bitch is back. Its been a couple of weeks, AOB has been a busy bitch. People have fucked with a bitch and a bitch had to get....welll......a bitch had to get ghetto. Now this bitch is not black but this bitch IS of JEWISH HERITAGE...OK??? .....and GHETTO is a Yiddish word...it means "enclave"...think of the Warsaw Ghettos in Poland in WWII.

The first company that fucked with the Bitch was Cingular Wireless. Of yes, they fucked with me when they had the NERVE to send me bills AFTER I had paid my final bill (yes this AOB switched carriers to Verizon...now I have real network here Bwahahahaha). ANYWAY, he bitch called them and explained and was almost being nice and even sent in all my shit to them. However they kep sending me bills that when a bitch got ghetto. Now for all of those who do not know...this bitch KNOWS that GOOGLE is the bomb. If its not on Google...the shit DOES NOT FUCKING EXIST...OK??? Well a bitch found Cingular Wireless HOME DAMN OFFICE in Hot-Lanta Joe-gia and had the nerve, yes I did, to call and get connected to legal whereupon I procured the fax number and proceeded to innundate their asses with many pages of fax proof of my payment. But then Jan in legal got irritated with me......sooo... time to really get their asses ...... back to Google and guess what????? EMAIL ADDRESSES for the President of Cingular Wireless. Needless to say....My ass received a call from the office of the Prez and they assigned a sweet precious darlin in Austin Texas to help a bitch out and he did....drinks on the bitch when she is in Austin!!! Cookies to the boys at Google!!!!

FUCKIN A!!!!!! A bitch LOVES the internet. Instant gratification.

Second TXU had the nerve to put a bitch on get this CASH ONLY. Seems when a bitch paid her bill on line her bank ID theft stuff kicked in and refused it...ok so a bitch writes a check. So TXU says we want a cashiers check...now the bitch goes to the bank, sees her friends and gets a cashiers check and stops payment on the one she wrote. Only stupid TXU double credits the account. Now...the bitch knows that shit is not right, so a bitch does tha math and bill pays TXU their money. Oh and then the next bill shows cash only and a bitch hits the fucking roof!!!!! So a bitch bill pays them their damn money while on the phone with their asses. That was Halloween....now Wednesday the day before the turkeys are stuffed...I get a call from someone wanting to verify my address. WHY? A bitch asks snarkily????? To send you a bill for 210.36. What the fuck for... I paid that...... All hell broke loose and I told young un to get my ass a supervisor. I proceeded to wear her ass out and she finally LOOKED to see what the fuck was going on AFTER I explained the shit to her (to TXU) for the bazillionith damn time. Finally TXU figured out that my shit is currrent and a bitch DOES pay her bills.

THIRD....and maybe I did ok on this one.....I was nice to the guy at Sony.com who got my credit card stuff straight.... yes it was with Chase and if you apply for the card online...and shop immediately it will be declined because its not activated. But Sony customer service was sooooo great and Matt gets a special kiss from the AOB, who is nice and happy that her Vaio TX610 is on its way...2.76 pounds of ummm ummmmm ummmm sony-licious technology as only they can do it!!!!

This bitch loves what the Japanese have done with making shit teeny-licious!!!!

A bitch may be in some far away places soon so she needs to be agile, mobile and alwasy HOS-TILE.....

One Down Three (?) To Go.....?

Lewis 'Scooter' Libby is in a heap of shit as we say here in Texas. The Special Prosecutor has handed his ass a 5 count 22 page indictment. Scooter was photographed leaving the courthouse on crutches. OOPS did someone step on his toes?

A bitch is making marks on the wall....and finishing her menu for the picnic basket.

Now a bitch understands why her main man Colin Powell was so eager to get the hell out of DC.

Thursday Drama

Harriet, a bitch thanks you. Time for your bubble bath, a whiskey and a vacation. Your ass has earned it.

Still no indictment for Scooter and Karl.

If Dick Cheny resigns Condi being VP is welll just a bitches dream as the Speaker of the House is next in line. Dennis Hastert...Damn and double shit damn Thats the last thing we need. You may recall in an earlier post how AOB alerted your eyes and minds to the fact that Hastert will toe the party line as far as all of the economic budget do wrong-fu that the current administration is putting out. A bitch says g-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r.

A Bitch Has Some Questions

To the fucked up two party system: A Bitch would like to Know:

1. Why are my tax dollars being spent to support the EPA when White House policy is allowing the numbers to be changed to allow big corporations to pollute more? http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/30/AR2005083001949.html

2. Why is the republican party hailed by the evengelical community as the 'moral party' just because of their stand on abortion as murder? Does having a 'moral stand' on one issue qualify you to commit all other forms of economic mayhem and corporate and environmental wrongdoing? Does one moral stand justify taking a country to war on false pretenses, poisoning our environment, neglecting children with special needs, and spending money just because you can print it?

3. Why does the social services system PROMOTE unemployment as grounds for receiving services? It seems to this bitch that if a family is working HARD to make ends meet and needs an extra lift fromUncle Sam then Uncle Sam needs to get off his dead ass and help out instead of advising people to quit their jobs.

4. Why do the politicians give my tax dollars to 'arts groups and public radio'? If this shit is that damn important, let the really wealthy folks...Hello Donald Trump, Bill Gates and all you other Balanciega bag toting fools out there... fund the shit. If it doesn't get funded then who cares? What good is art and NPR if people are uneducated and hungry?

5. A bitch would really like to ask the jackassess that are running this country BOTH republican and democrat why all this personal drama shit when you are supposed to be looking out for MY ASS? The government of this country has denigrated into one big political pissing contest with the American people caught in the middle. No one wants to work together to solve problems because Billy Bob and friends might get a little bit more recognition or inside shit or money for themselves and Nancy Jo's stupid skinny ass did not get a thing. Who gives a fuck? Shit.... start governing thats what your ass was elected to do.

ALL of you. Listen to a Bitch. A bitch is paying attention. A bitch is going to be very careful with her vote in 2006 and 2008. A bitch will not be putting all of her eggs in one basket. I would suggest that the rest of the American people take a lesson here.....learn and vote carefully.

Do not vote how the preacher tells your ass to vote. He needs to shut up about politics and preach the gospel. The republican preacher has pro life on the brain, the democrat preacher has hand outs on the brain.

Bitches.....be careful with your vote...you may be giving away the farm. Oh and NO MORE familial political dynasty shit. This means YOU JEB BUSH!!!!!

Drama in DC

It's gettin better by the minute.....

Will Karl Rove be indicted? by a Republican prosecutor?

Will Scooter Libby be indicted? by a Republican prosecutor?

Was Valerie REALLY OUTED since her neighbors knew she was CIA?

Did Dick Cheney tell Scooter to out Valerie because he was PO'd at her husband for disagreeing with White House policy on Iraq?

Will Rove, Liby AND Cheney resign?

Will CONDOLEEZA RICE be the new VP? Will Condi whup Hillary in 2008??

Oh a bitch is having fun just watching all the possibilities......

G-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!!!!

THEN....as if there was not enough FUN wtih 'D' ....all of the above we have Harriet. Poor Harriet. I hope she has the good sense to just walk away from all this shit. Harriet is not a Constitutional Lawyer. Harriet is a corporate lawyer. Yes...yes all of us bitches out here realize that you broke the glass ceiling in Texas. Good for you, but that does not make you qualified for the US Supreme Court. You need to walk away from the drama, run a hot bubble bath, soak your ass and drink a whiskey..then take a long vacation. AOB knows you have plenty of cash amercian to do this with. Hurry and get started so we can get on to the next DC Drama.

For the record...this AOB does not like John Roberts Federalist ass.

More Shit A Bitch Hates

The thing this bitch absolutely hates the most is:

Men that beat women. Men that emotionally abuse women. Men that rape women. Men in general that are fucktard wads of shit that do this shit. Moreover...this bitch really hates CHURCH pastors that condone and assist men to propagate this shit towards women.

This bitch has seen it all when it comes to churches condoning the shit. However a bitch has really noticed especially with the proliferation of internet forum shit that there are a lot of so called christain men that condone this shit by saying that a woman MUST submit to her husband 100% all the time yuck yuck...bleh.....

Now this bitch kindly informed these fucktards that 100% submission was not possible as there were some men that were abusive fucktards. (This bitch was actually nice and did not call them fucktards but merely pointed out their shortcomings...ie: whores, gambling away the rent money etc.)

These men and one woman condoned the abusive behavior. This bitch is sooooo upset she is seriously considering outing the whole website as well as the individuals.

So heres the story home gamers....gather round cause its a good 'un....

When a bitch was in the 2nd grade the moms married the step monster. A bitch watched for YEARS as this motherfucker whupped up on and cheated on her moms. Of course this bitch learned how to be abused and her first marriage was hotbed of some serious abusive shit. But one day a bitch looked around...took a real good look at moms and said to herself: "damn a bitch does not want to end up like this" and a bitch split. Moms to this day is still pissed at me 28 years later. Go fucking figure.

To all you women out there that are being abused:

TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. When they do not believe you tell someone else and get the fuck out. GET THE FUCK OUT DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!

Do not bother to tell the pastor .....he will not believe your ass. Go to a local womens shelter and get some help.Do not let your ass get whipped up on one more time. Take your kids if you have them and GO!

A man wants a good wife? Well then he better start doing the shit that makes a woman want to respect his ass.

Here is the bitches ideal of marriage...actually one that she lives.

1. Love is love and business is business.
The corporation belonged to MY ass BEFORE I met YOUR ass.

2. I am not your damn slave. You are not my damn slave.

3. We are married...that means no other third parties in our relationship.

4. Respect my ass and I will respect yours.

5. As long as bills are paid and my obligations are met I will shop if there is something I want. I will buy your clothes and dress your ass because you are a man and are incapble of doing it for yourself. Do not even THINK about getting fitted for a suit by yourself.

6. We will discuss everything as equal partners. Neither is higher or lower. Both of our opinions are valuable. Winning is not the goal...the right decision is the goal.

7. We will go to the wall for one another to help each other reach our dreams and goals in life.

8. If someone fucks up there will be consequences.

9. Share your heart about money. Be accountable and on the same page as to where you are going financially.

10. Live for each other.

There have to be rules, boundaries and most of all there must be respect. Think about it...if a child watches their father beat and disrespect their mother is that child going to pay any atttention at all to whatever discipline the mother tries to give. Fuck hell NO! If mom's worth shit to pops why should a young 'un listen to her? She just abdicated all authority by letting herself be abused.

I love my moms. Do I respect her...listen to her advice..? Please. She gave that shit up a long time ago. I have to keep it light no personal shit discussed at all.

No woman should be beaten. Ever. If you know of anyone who faces this kind of life...step in...find the name of a local shelter and see if they have room. Then show up with boxes and friends and save someones life.

Help a woman become a Babe In Total Control of Herself....

BITCH

Observations From A Bitch About Political Shit

A bitch woke up early this AM and her mind was moving fast so here goes. A bitch is having an attack of the early AM bitchifies...

First a bitch would like to observe the similarities between two notorious Texas political families...The LBJ's and the GWHB's. Now I know one is democrat the other republican. However...this is TEXAS; and as Ann Richards (no I did not vote for her but I have always admired and respected the crusty old gal). said: "In Texas, politics is a contact sport."

No shit. Just ask Tom DeLay. (What goes around comes around you gerrymandering sneaky jack ass, of course the shit is not over since it took Ronnie Earle THREE grand juries to indict his ass in direct violation of the Texas Constitution...)

The Johnsons AND the Bushes used their political clout to get their collective family will accomplished. Notice I did not use the word party. Party has nothing to do with it. Its all about family and the ties they have outside the party that keep shit running. You want something done? Do not go to the party go to one of the families then you get your action.

Second Bush has let all Americans down with his weak assed views on border security and illegal immigration as well as....

Bush and all of the rest of those dumb asses in DC have let all Americans down with their inability to get a budget for the American people that EXCLUDES PORK and focuses on important social programs like services for those Amercans that are disabled (such as ABB's brother and my grandson both of whom are autistic).

Bush and Congress need to apologize to the Ameican people and especially the people in N'awlins for giving the local crooks 60 million fucking damn dollars to work on an evacuation plan and the levees in March of 2005. Why would anyone be so damn stupid as to give LA crooks money? The 'system' in LA is fucking corrupt assholes and you give them 60 million damn fuck dollars??????? Obviously they fucked the money up since no one got evacuated and the damn levees broke. Nagin and Blanco should be stripped and publicly flogged.

A bitch needs to pack another picnic basket.....

A Bitch has Had Some Drama

For all of you out there that have wondered where has the bitch been...well a bitch has been fighting for her damn life and her sanity as well.

A bitch got bit by a brown recluse spider.

Lets see, white spot, white ring, red ring, BLACK & BLUE RING. As in BIG black and blue ring.

Damn. A bitch had no doctor to go to since she was in a catfight (or is that bitchfight) with that stupid (**&&^%$$%$&^T) doctor she used to have in January about HOW a bitch was taking care of herself and did not need the shit that she was trying to stuff down my throat.

Workmate to the rescue and the doctors office was close to a bitches house too. Hows THAT for Providence home gamers?

Now remember the only reason I WENT to the doctor was because Google googled a bitch some mondacious spider bite info that basically said: Your ass is in deep shit. Especially since 24 hours had passed.

BUT.....since AOB has a HUGE absorbing immune system the venom was absorbed!!!! Dr. give keflex, AOB Absorbs too much of it, overdoeses and becomes a SICK ANGRY OLD BITCH. G-a-a-a-a-a-a-h-h-h-h-h-h!

A bitches husband bought her Ben & Jerrys' Cherry Garcia and took good care of her. A bitch is better but a bitch now has nerve damage in left leg and her sleep is very erratic.

A bitch is taking her Complete and her Vito Mannan (www.liquidity.myvoffice.com/gfarmer) and is hoping for a full recovery...slowly but surely.

George Bush... I QUIT YOU!!!

AOB is upset and angry at a report that the BUSH ADMIN has proposed some new rules for the EPA that would ALLOW the biggest polluters to pollute the air even more by allowing larger amounts released into the air.

AOB is really pissed that Karl Rove and Scooter Libby are even participating in the government of this country. AOB sincerely hopes that Fitz 'hangs 'em high'. Let me get my damn picnic basket out and start planning my menu.....

Republican Party Pigs

Oh a bitch is soooooo angry today. She found out that Congressman Mike Pence had the NERVE to suggest that the Federal Government curtail spending by eliminating PORK from the federal budget. Damn.....

A bitch also found out that Dennis Hastert, erstwhile Speaker of the House, Tom (My ass is going to be Bubbas baby) DeLay (no pun intended even if it is his name), Bill Thomas, Ways & Means Committee and Dan Young, Transportation Chairman took out Mr. Pence to the proverbial woodshed and tanned his hide plumb smooth red!!!

Let me see, a bitch voted Republican because she was promised a more responsible federal government. Now a bitch...along with countless other millions of other bitches and who else is being asked to foot the bill.

Let me see...how does FUCK YOU sound? How does see what my ass does in 2006 sound?

This bitch gets up each and every damn day, sick or not, rain or sine and gets her ass to work to earn her living. A bitch also is self employed, owning several businesses. A bitch also pays TAXES on what a bitch EARNS. Remember that assholes when the Republican party calls my ass and asks for a donation and a bitch tells you to fuck off.

I am thinking that pork money for stupid projects could be better put to use for some pork projects like some services for my autistic grandson who is still at home. He was due this year but has been postponed till 2008.

A bitch would like to know what the bank would say to her if she notified them that AOB is going to run her finances like the FUCKING FEDERAL GOVERNMENT and ask the bank to just ignore the shit. I wonder how long it would take to get my ass thrown in jail for fucking fraud?????

Well this federal government needs to take a long look at itself. This is the most fucking fraudulent shit I have ever seen!